hot redheads for december here
WELCOME BACK CANNABILISM !!
hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.
vilest things tour and the gifts that come by preordering!!!
first: my comedy act in person if you're in new york, boston, chicago, austin, san diego, or portland.... join us for discussion about behind-the-scenes tomfoolery + ask your questions + get your books signed!! all tickets are available here ‼️
second: all US preorders, which includes tour tickets, which includes your B&N orders, your local independent bookstore orders etc etc etc will come with a royal blue Mao Mao tote bag (as pictured) while supplies last so fill in the form on that same page to claim yours!
and finally: preorder art print by @artbysmashley!!! this gorgeous print is an incentive via Astoria Bookshop, which means it's open within the US and internationally so long as Astoria Bookshop ships to your country!!! you can also request the book to be SIGNED and PERSONALIZED however you wish, past requests have included drawing the characters at christmas or doing a dance by the kpop group bts (idk where that came from either)
note: the art print will be available on the tour stops as well!
Simone Ashley as Kate Bridgerton in Bridgerton Season 3 Part 2
You are wearisome tonight.
BRIDGERTON — 3x07: Joining of Hands