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Asa | 25+ | she/her | do you wanna feel a little beautiful?

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

getting comments on ao3 makes me go so power hungry like. oh yeah you read the thing?? you read the WHOLE thing and even took time out of your day to give your WRITTEN INPUT on it???? make out with me.

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Accidental Love Confessions

  • Just looking at them and suddenly blurting out 'I love you'
  • Causally saying I love you when the other person has done something really great for them and it wouldn't be awkward if they were just friends, but this makes them realize they're not
  • Confessing in the middle of a stupid fight
  • A drunken love confession that gets questioned and then repeated sober
  • While comforting the other one, who is saying that they are unloved, the other protests that they are definitely not
  • Exhausted, they are half asleep while saying good night, and an "I love you" slips out
  • During a very stressful situation, one screams "I care about you, can't you see that I love you?"
  • Whispering "I love you" in a really dramatic situation and then second-guessing if the other person heard and how they feel
  • Saying "you're lucky I love you" and realizing too late what they said
  • Confession via text, either through technology or oldschool pen on paper, but they didn't actually want to send it

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Dialogue Responses

"Did you just say you love me?"

  1. "What? No!"
  2. "So what if I did?"
  3. "I said it and I meant it."
  4. "Only if you say it back."
  5. "Someone had to say it."
  6. "I'm not going to say it again."
  7. "You must have misheard me."
  8. "I couldn't hold it in any longer."
  9. "What are you going to do about it?"
  10. "It's probably not what you wanted to hear."

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Drunken Love Confessions

  1. "I like your stupid face. It’s so stupid. It’s so… I like it. Can I touch it?"
  2. "You're all I ever wanted. I'm sorry I can't say it sober."
  3. "I can't wait for the room to stop spinning, so I can focus on your face again."
  4. "I would love to hear those words in any other place than this bathroom, holding your hair back."
  5. "You're cute. And a bit blurry. But definitely always so cute."
  6. "I think I love you." "And I would love to answer you accordingly, but I think I would appreciate it more when you’re actually able to understand my answer."
  7. "Don't tell my sober me that I told you I love you. It was a secret."
  8. "I…I want to give you my heart. It belongs to… to you. How… how can I give it to you? I don’t want it anymore." "Let’s wait until tomorrow with the surgery."
  9. "Oh I'm dreaming of you again. If I wouldn't be dreaming and if you would be really here, then I would tell you I love you."
  10. "I love you. But that's a secret. So I won't tell you about it."
  11. "You're drunk." "Yes. And hopelessly in love with you."
  12. "I'm seeing you twice. Oh, now I can give all my love to even more of you."
  13. "Say that again after two coffees at least and I will be yours."
  14. "You're so adorable. I want to pick you up and never let you down."
  15. "I've always loved you. But I will never tell you."
  16. "This is not a dream, I think. In my dreams we're usually kissing."
  17. "I’m not drunk. Can a drunk person do this?" "You’re not doing anything." "But… I sent you my love. Did you… did you not get it?"
  18. "Can you keep a secret? I am madly in love with you. But psshh."
  19. "I fell in love with you." "No, you fell down the stairs. You should really learn to hold your liquor."
  20. "You're so perfect. How can anyone be so perfect? Maybe you're just a dream."

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Dialogue Responses

"What do you want from me?"

  1. "The truth."
  2. "I wish I knew."
  3. "I don't even know."
  4. "Nothing anymore."
  5. "It's hard to explain."
  6. "A little more sympathy."
  7. "For you to leave me alone!"
  8. "Well, a cookie would be nice."
  9. "Everything that you can give me."
  10. "I would love an answer that satisfies me."

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Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

  • "Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."
  • "Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"
  • "My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."
  • "Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"
  • "Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."
  • "You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."
  • "Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."
  • "You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."
  • "I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*
  • "Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."
  • "You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."
  • "Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"
  • "I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."
  • "Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."
  • "How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."
  • "You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*
  • "Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"
  • *starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*
  • *then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*
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