I Draw Things

The chokehold 2012 Avengers tower fanfiction has on me is insane

IRON MAN (2008) dir. Jon Favreau ↪ marvel cinematic universe [ 1/? ]

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

The amount of hamlet your teenager can recite is in direct correlation to their deteriorating mental health. To be or not to be is a warning sign but if they're doing rogue and peasant slave too it's time seek help

I need Moonkit to be WEIRD and that’s why she is made a medicine cat

She collects the bones of prey off the freshkill pile, picking them clean and drying them, and piling them in a secret place. Let her look over the mouse skulls and the bird legs and the squirrel tail and arrange them in dizzying patterns. This will bring us more prey, she purrs.

She collects dead bugs, placing them around camp, under nests and in high nooks and low crannies. Someone asks her why, and she says that they watch over the clan.

She takes sturdy twigs and carves and chews and claws swirling marks into them. These she puts on the borders, or begs the patrols to do, to ward off the other clans.

The clan is indulgent, to a degree. And then the little odd things start working.

Someone clears out her bones, to her wailing protests, and suddenly prey is scarce. Another cat helps her strip a mouse, to get all the meat for the hungry clan, and lets her have the bones. And suddenly prey is plentiful again.

The medicine cat is fretting about low supplies, and gingerly moves a ladybug, dead a whole season, out of their way. Suddenly the ladybug springs to life, and they follow it to a lush patch of needed herbs.

A warrior places a carved stick at the border, chuckling to themselves but also impressed by the sheer amount of work the kit put into it. A few days later, a border scuffle is stopped before it starts, when another clan’s warrior trips on the stick, and they stomp off humiliated.

And yes, Moonpaw talks to the Moonpool, yes she hears its voice. But she was always strange.

(I need moonkit to have @clangenrising Fogkit weird girl energy)

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

4. Whatever the fuck this pose was

made a simon reference sheet so i can keep my drawings of him somewhat fluid!

Happy FNAF Week, people! I was gonna post this on August 8th for the official anniversary, but screw it :)

Mads mikkelsen having to film mizumono on his birthday is so funny like “happy birthday!! Time to film the most emotionally charged scene of your career. We have a cake for you after”

Crowfeather!

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

1:45 -> oh neat there's 15 minutes left

1:47 -> yeah no it's 2pm

If there's one specific distinct thing that I do that pissess off a very specific type of people to no end, it's my insistence on distinguishing between short term discomfort and long term damage. These are two completely different things for me, and if someone tells me "don't do that, it's bad for you", I need to know which one it is so I can respond accordingly.

I do not give a shit about short term discomfort. If the negative effect of something is only temporary, I'd rather endure the consequences of my action than waste my sparse brain cells in efforts to avoid it. I have a high pain tolerance and if something is only going to be temporary and inconvenient, I can handle it just fine without complaining of the consequences of my actions.

But I do care about long term damage. Unlike temporary inconvenience, small damage that gradually builds up over time and only gets progressively worse is a serious consequence that is worth the effort to avoid. And to someone who does not make this kind of distinctions, my way of sorting things into "super important, must be followed with absolute commitment" and "I cannot verbally express how little I give a shit about this" seems infuriatingly arbitrary. And once this type of people figure out why I want to know why I'm not supposed to do something, they'll refuse to tell me because they hate it when I contemplate the answer and elect to ignore it.

For example, I do not give a shit about sunburn, but I do give a shit about skin cancer. If the only consequence of being unprotected in the sun was my skin peeling off sometimes, I don't think I'd bother with sun screen. But because the sun damage accumulates and builds up over time into long term damage, I do not play stupid with sunscreen. The same with everything else.

I currently have a thin layer of superglue covering the tips of several of my fingers because "don't get superglue on your fingers" is a temporary inconvenience. It'll wear off eventually.

i rarely do fic fanart but..

I rlly love @tuesday-teyz Butterfly Reign fanfic, i really want to draw br!tommy

treated myself to a little 'sleeping for eight hours' last night but i need to be careful lest i grow dependent on such luxuries

Revenge on @ascendeddd !!

OMG ITS SO GOOD!!!! TYSM FOR DRAWING HER <333