Incorrect Mortal Kombat quotes part 8: It's been a while
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SHAO KAHN: First off, your seed couldn't even compare to mine, and she's a filthy halfling!
MUCHACHA: Love you too, dad.
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HAVIK (@ Hotaru): Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions
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CYRAX: Despite everything your brother has done, you don't hate him. Why?
KUAI: Because from the day I was born, I was destined to be the bigger person.
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SHAO KAHN: I have some news.
SHAO KAHN: Just don't lose hour head over it.
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JOHNNY: and from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are at one place, it's called a zoo!
(image cuts to kombat kids, looking confused asf)
JOHNNY: Unless it's a farm.
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TOMEK: Damn it, the printer broke while making the cards for Billie's birthday.
ROBIN: Well, what were they supposed to say?
TOMEK: Billie's birthday.
ROBIN: And what do they say?
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BREEZE: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
SABBIA: Mate, what you need is a hug.
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ENENRA: What happens when you take antidepressants and Viagra?
VIKTOR: Well... You want to fuck but you can't, that's what happens.
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(if Robin ever took Melisa to outworld to meet his friends)
ASTRAIA: What is it you want, Earthrearmer?
MELISA: Not gonna lie, I think you look adorable.
ASTRAIA: I- Y- ADORABLE??!!
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SHAO KAHN: Who dares to oppose the immortal ruler of Outworld... SHAO KAHN!?
MK2021 JOHNNY: Well well well... If it ain't the invincible cunt.
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KOBRA: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
KANO: I'm not, but I still don't wanna.
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VIKTOR: Dad, do you have any friends who haven't tried to murder you?
ROBIN: Hey, once you get to know me, I'm quite lovable.