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🐲ShaoKahn's Daughter🌺

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Incorrect Mortal Kombat quotes part 8: It's been a while

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SHAO KAHN: First off, your seed couldn't even compare to mine, and she's a filthy halfling!

MUCHACHA: Love you too, dad.

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HAVIK (@ Hotaru): Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions

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CYRAX: Despite everything your brother has done, you don't hate him. Why?

KUAI: Because from the day I was born, I was destined to be the bigger person.

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SHAO KAHN: I have some news.

(decapitates Kotal)

SHAO KAHN: Just don't lose hour head over it.

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JOHNNY: and from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are at one place, it's called a zoo!

(image cuts to kombat kids, looking confused asf)

JOHNNY: Unless it's a farm.

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TOMEK: Damn it, the printer broke while making the cards for Billie's birthday.

ROBIN: Well, what were they supposed to say?

TOMEK: Billie's birthday.

ROBIN: And what do they say?

TOMEK: Billie's bi.

ROBIN:

ROBIN: works either way.

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BREEZE: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

SABBIA: Mate, what you need is a hug.

BREEZE: I-- what?

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ENENRA: What happens when you take antidepressants and Viagra?

VIKTOR: Well... You want to fuck but you can't, that's what happens.

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(if Robin ever took Melisa to outworld to meet his friends)

ASTRAIA: What is it you want, Earthrearmer?

MELISA: Not gonna lie, I think you look adorable.

ASTRAIA: I- Y- ADORABLE??!!

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SHAO KAHN: Who dares to oppose the immortal ruler of Outworld... SHAO KAHN!?

MK2021 JOHNNY: Well well well... If it ain't the invincible cunt.

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KOBRA: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

KANO: I'm not, but I still don't wanna.

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VIKTOR: Dad, do you have any friends who haven't tried to murder you?

ROBIN: Hey, once you get to know me, I'm quite lovable.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUCHACHA!!!

OI HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUCHAHA !!

Srry i couldnt do anything better but happy birf !!

THAT'S SO KIND!!😖😖😖💕💕 THANK YOU ENDER

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUCHACHA!!!

Ofc her husband's wishing her a happy birthday too 🤭

OH MY GOD THAT'S SO CUTEEEE!!! AAAAAA KOTAL KAHNNNN!! 😭😭💕💕💕🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 THANK YOUUU

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Thanks Muchacha for bringing my motivation to draw again 😼 @ash-shark

AWWWE THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH!!! 😭😭💕💕‼️‼️😖😖 THAT'S ADORABLE! I LOVE ITTT!!

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