needy girl in the sense that I need acknowledgment of my existence every 2 minutes when in person with friends or I want to die

Happy Anniversary. This is the original post. On this day in 2011 I was doing a charity drive for the natural disasters in Tōhoku and drew this. A few hours later I turned it into a gif and posted it here.

Here’s the original doodle before I drew it into a GIF

Happy 14th birthday Nyan Cat! The original post originated here on Tumblr

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

They became the puppet

MY BOY MY BOY MY BABY GUYS I FUCKED UP

SO I woke up at like 2am cause the batteries in my fire alarm died, right? So it was beeping LITERALLY EVERY 30 SECONDS but I don’t have a backup battery so I ignored it

And Ollie was on my legs, right? He was sleeping on my legs but I felt him wake up, flinch through the first two beeps, then get up and leave

And I figured, well, it’s pretty shrill, he probably went to sleep downstairs to get away from it

and I FALL BACK ASLEEP

Now at 7:30, his automatic feeder goes off to give him breakfast. I work a night shift tonight, so I sleep through that

THEN I WAKE UP AT LIKE NOON, and scroll through my phone for a bit, and THEN get my ass up

AND I CAN’T FIND MY BOY

HE ISN’T ANSWERING OR COMING WHEN I CALL

And I think “well the beeper is still going, maybe he doesn’t wanna come near it” so I go downstairs

Where his 7:30 breakfast is still in his bowl

Ollie NEVER MISSES BREAKFAST

So now I’m panicking, searching the house, calling him- the doors and windows are all shut and locked, and my landlord is the only other person with a key, so I think, FUCK, did my landlord find out about him? DID MY LANDLORD STEAL MY BABY?

And I swear to god I’m negative five seconds from going full John wick and hunting that bitch down when I think to check under the bed

Where he is HUDDLED INTO A TINY BALL BEHIND A FALLEN PILLOW

and WILL NOT COME OUT

and I’m trying to coax him out and he isn’t moving and then the beeper goes off and he flinches and I realize

oh shit

OH FUCK

HE DIDN’T GO DOWNSTAIRS

HE’S BEEN WIDE AWAKE HIDING FROM MY FIRE ALARM FOR TEN FUCKING HOURS

THAT’S ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED BEEPS

So I need a new fire alarm now but baby boy is okay, he let me scoop him up and hold him for a few minutes and then when he was feeling better I carried him downstairs so he could have breakfast and he got extra treats for being so brave

but oh my Christ in heaven he was shaking, my poor baby, and I was LAYING IN BED LIKE AN OBLIVIOUS IDIOT

I ABANDONED MY BOY

He was SO SCARED and I was IN BED

MY FUCKING BABY

Live long enough to watch their downfall.

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

ᒷ⍊𝙹ꖎ⚍ℸ ̣╎𝙹リ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ᓵ∷ᔑ⨅|| ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ⎓𝙹∷ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ.

can i interest u in a box of friend??

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

contrasts

EVERYONE IS WINNING

Step 1 post like a wet cat

Your water bucket, miss.

pouring water at me :(

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

oH MY GOD

I’M 37!??!????

(x)

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING

Glad to see this is getting notes again now that it’s April.

Remember friends, Autism Speaks is a corrupt organization that does not speak for autistic people!

[image id: an illustration of a blue puzzle piece. Blue from Blues Clues is throwing a Molotov cocktail at it. Cursive text on the bottom of the puzzle piece reads “Light it up, Blue”

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Reminder that, instead of wearing/using blue for Autism Awarness Acceptance Month, wear red instead!

she looks much healthier now transition saved her

I'm a huge fan of ggx2 because well it's easy to run and always 3 dollars but I can't stress enough how much strive saved Bridget and testament. Their designs are both so great. The two of them were so skinny and sad looking. Now we have transgender thighs. Hell yeah