Amazing: apparently having to walk a distance that you'd handle just fine at your own pace will make your legs hurt if you're forced to walk much slower than you'd normally do.

I hope people know all the fandoms I'm in

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

reblog if you like pizza or you've ever killed someone

good luck figuring out which one

One of these things is true.

THEY BOTH ARE

Hmmm I wonder…

1.5/2

1.5,, pizzas alright, but I wouldnt say i LOVE it..

1.5 I love pizza

:}

kick 2025 ?? it’s more likely than you think

how did we get here? well, i used to know you so well

- cumberdoodlemint’s 100 dtiys on instagram!!

completely self indulgent but i need to see keith completely pierced up like im talking snake bites, angel fangs, dahlias, 6 earrings, septum, eyebrow, nose bridge EVERYWHERE. bonus points if he’s sporting more jewellery like a necklace, brackets or rings

from the server

theyre letting anyone be trans nowadays

Nuh uh bcs I'm more skibidi and you're a bottom >:3

WHU-

WHY AM I THE BOTTOM-

Bcs you're a femboy twink (I'm a femboy too, but I'm a manly top and dress cute) YOU'RE THE BOTTOM BCS I SAID SO ;-;

WHU-

THAS NO FAIRRRR

IT'S VERY FAIR NOW HUSH TWIN >:3

I DON WANNA HUSH >:3

Thats kinda gay gang😭🙏🙏

real but the thing gayer is what would make me hush which is sucking di-

That's crazy well you ain't getting this dih, I'm saving it for LeBron frfr🥀🥀🥀

rip 💔

NOOOOO WHY CAN'T I DECLINEEEE NOO NOOO NOOOOOOO I WANTED LEBRONNNNN ;-;

NO LEBRON FOR YOU HE BUSY

Ughhh ig I'll have to settle down wit you then little gay boy /j

yooo come over then I got the puppy you can pet /silly

Can i feed the sigmas to the puppy🙏🙏

ofc Hehehhe :3

Dw bout it parent EHHEHE