just tricked my biology teacher into believing alexandrias genesis is real
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tom houston probably likes billy joel. becky barnes listens to celine dion. jane houston didn't believe in music she just listened to white woman true crime podcasts. tims favourite song is the phineas and ferb theme song
when he was younger tim asked his parents for a pet platypus and tom got angry when he looked it up because he thought someone was fucking with him. he can't comprehend platypuses.
and when tom learnt more about the show tim was super obsessed with he got worried he'd try to build a roller coaster in the backyard and die so he was very adamant in telling tim not to sneak suspicious amounts of metal poles and screws into the cart during their costco visits. even thought that was something tim had never thought about doing. and jane used to sneak them into the cart just to mess around with tom.
tom used to habitually check the backyard just to make sure his son wasn't building a rollercoaster. it was a genuine fear.
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tom houston probably likes billy joel. becky barnes listens to celine dion. jane houston didn't believe in music she just listened to white woman true crime podcasts. tims favourite song is the phineas and ferb theme song
when he was younger tim asked his parents for a pet platypus and tom got angry when he looked it up because he thought someone was fucking with him. he can't comprehend platypuses.
and when tom learnt more about the show tim was super obsessed with he got worried he'd try to build a roller coaster in the backyard and die so he was very adamant in telling tim not to sneak suspicious amounts of metal poles and screws into the cart during their costco visits. even thought that was something tim had never thought about doing. and jane used to sneak them into the cart just to mess around with tom.
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tom houston probably likes billy joel. becky barnes listens to celine dion. jane houston didn't believe in music she just listened to white woman true crime podcasts. tims favourite song is the phineas and ferb theme song
when he was younger tim asked his parents for a pet platypus and tom got angry when he looked it up because he thought someone was fucking with him. he can't comprehend platypuses.
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ethans stronger than me if i was sat face to face with charles coven our lips would be locking before the first financial offer could even be made 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
one night with me and he won't need eddie to look for kids anymore cause he will be Pregnant
quadruplets. we'll name them pestilence war famine and death.
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the only bad black friday character is the shopper in ripped skinny jeans who shows up out of nowhere halfway through a song, looks terrible, and provides nothing the whole time he's there
played by the same guy who made them cut a wholeass song bc he didnt want to sing it
it's giving a highschool kid who hates music class and refuses to sing. why are you doing theatre if you don't want to sing fuck you oh my god fuck you
i might be remembering incorrectly but didnt he said once that he wouldnt go to the jangle ball tour bc a bunch of grown ups singing going back to hogwarts was cringy. or something like that. i think.
if he actually said that holy shit. reasons to be thankful he's gone just keep piling up.