Pinned
"Everyone on the island is either stupid, annoying, or both, so I came here. Send me asks. Or don't, I don't really care either way."
[disclaimer: Anything Asa says is not a reflection on my, Crow's, beliefs. Asa is an asshole little boy from the 50s and I am not! Felt like putting a little disclaimer bc he gets kinda mean and I don't want anyone thinking it's because that's how I feel 😭]
“Hello, Damon. I came here to request you of something. As you know, you recently asked me to take care of one of your own patients. Now I have to ask something similar. As you may know, I am taking care of the lot of littluns that were burned and scarred in the first fire. I want to ask you if you could take care of dear Philip for me. He really is no trouble. Philip here sleeps through most of the day, but make sure to clean his exposed teeth with a fresh cloth every hour. I don’t want his teeth to rot, it would only make him cry more at night. I need to attend to the other littluns and he is too much for me to handle along with them. I’ll give you fresh cloths to work with.”
- Vincent (@ask-the-medic-vincent)
"Through the wire, I heard you have pills. Give me the ones that help with headaches. I've had a constant pain the minute we landed on the island, and it won't go away. I'm starting to think I might have hit my head during the crash. No one is helping with their relentless jabber... hurry up, I have things to do, much unlike some of you around here. All they do is frolic as if the beach is a green field full of posies. It's almost like being a pansy is a school-taught skill of theirs. You know, in our school, they trained us riflery. Isn't that impressive?"
- Johnny (boo it's a rare in character ask from me whats up crow😋)
Introducing, Glenn Damon!
Asks are open to any interactions (keep asks sfw!)
ran by @kemmysss and @feathery-bastard (art also by feathery bastard)
he's here
Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.
Sorry I've been kinda absent on this blog! I got super busy with school work so I haven't been able to answer asks as of late. I'll hopefully be back by mid April, however don't quote me on that lol.
Anyways, I'd just like to say that I wrote a Judas fic! Go read it 🔥🔥
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64461352
-🐦⬛
Hmph, I overheard the most interesting conversation between you and- and Leslie Carter. What, did you think I wouldn't catch on? Do you think I'm stupid or something? No! I won't let you pull the wool over my eyes again!
Really, I thought you understood the concept of loyalty, but it seems I've been mistaken! Urgh! I've let your little comments slide for far too long! I really should've listen to you when you said you didn't care about, I really should've! You're the absolute worst! The worst I tell you! May God have pity on you, Reeves, because I sure as hell won't. If you need any medical assistance for now on, go ask your fucking Princess, I'm sure she'll gladly assist you. Drop dead in damn ditch, Reeves. I don't want to see your ugly, stupid face around me ever again, you hear?!
"Asa, you can not truly think with a brain like yours that what I said to her meant anything. You're far smarter than that. For my whole life, Franklin has played games with me. I am sick of it, Asa. I want Franklin to fear me for once in his life. I want to have something that he wants before he can get to it. Asa, I don't want it the way I want anything else. I need to have something before he does. For once in my life, I'd like for Franklin to...
Oh nevermind. Be mad if you'd like. That's fine by me. You may be mad, and I won't chase you down like a schoolgirl with her stupid pigtails and her pleated skirt and scuffed mary-jane shoes...
Not everybody enjoys being a prince, don't you know? I'd much rather be a knight. I can protect people on my own will. My own terms, even. Why, I'd much rather be a knight protecting a... What do you know? You know nothing of being born into what's practically royalty? What do you know of broken rulers over your skull and knuckles, and whip marks down your back because you didn't sit straight that day? What does someone like you know about figured in the shadows who whisper to your father? At least your father loves you, Asa. I wish, that for one day in my stupid, pathetic, ugly life that my dad looked at me the way yours does to you. I know there isn't an ounce of disdain in his gaze.
You know nothing of the world, Asa. You know love and you simply regurgitate hate because it makes you feel better about the fact that despite everything you've done, all the bridges you have burned, you are still nobody.
I'm sure one is ugly once a brand has been placed on them declaring that nobody will ever see them otherwise. Such a shame, isn't it?
You will never have to know a day where the person in the mirror is not only someone that nobody else loves, but someone that you can't love either.
I'd rather prefer if you never spoke to me again. Then maybe God will finally have pity on you for all of the people that you leave behind. Maybe whatever God is up in the vast sky, the same God that put Venus up there, will look down on you and smile as He did to all of the other victims of your love.
Forgiveness is not easy, Asa. I do not ever expect it from you. You are above forgiveness, and maybe He will be above forgiveness for you too.
May God have pity on you, Asa Damon. I've heard cancer is a horrid way to die. Too much pain for a saint."
find asa (or dont): @ask-asa-damon-lotf
You really are the worst! You're a jealous, selfish, greedy bastard! Tell me, have you ever had an original thought?! All you do is copy others or follow orders! Tell me one time you've decided something completely on your own!
Hello again. It’s Taylor, you know, the one who asked you about migraines a while back. It’s not that this time.
I- I think my wrist is broken. Or sprained. I don’t know. One of the hunter boys did it. That’s all I can say.
You wouldn’t happen to have a splint or anything, would you? Or at least a sling? I just want to make sure it heals properly.
Thanks so much again. I mean it.
- Taylor
asa world damon-ation
Hello again. It’s Taylor, you know, the one who asked you about migraines a while back. It’s not that this time.
I- I think my wrist is broken. Or sprained. I don’t know. One of the hunter boys did it. That’s all I can say.
You wouldn’t happen to have a splint or anything, would you? Or at least a sling? I just want to make sure it heals properly.
Thanks so much again. I mean it.
- Taylor
ah, Taylor Wyndham! It's been quite a while, has it not? You're the boy with the sensitive ears, yes? I must say, you're one of the more decent fellows on this island, you're screaming nonsense constantly.
A broken wrist? I can't say I'm surprised. Nobody knows how to care for themselves on this god forsaken land. Sit still, will you? I'd hate for you to sprain your wrist more. I despise those evil, evil hunters.
Here, have some aspirin too. Feel free to stop by any time you wish, good company is quite sparse.
Guys should I work on the pre-island lore drop or the post-Island lore drop part 1/3
-🐦⬛
hi asa here are some cool medical stuff i brought you cus ik you would like it 😁😁😁😁 oh and i brought some food and we got cooked rice ❤️
[longish post under cut; six paragraphs]
Tch, you ought to be real sorry after that shit you pulled! You're lucky I'm competent enough in my work to put your faulty little leg back straight! Imagine what Merridew would do to someone so... helpless. He doesn't like folk like that, I can assure you that! But... I suppose I accept your apology. Be glad I'm in a good mood after my... outing earlier.
I told you to go play babysitter so you could be watched by someone other than me. Lord knows you need the social interaction anyways. The women of this island are far kinder than the boys- far more patient. You really haven't met any? I won't say the island's full of girls, but there's a couple around.
There's Mary (@mary-lotf), she's a good friend of mine. We speak quite frequently because the littluns can't seem to stay out of trouble. She's got a good soul and an ever better head on her shoulders. Honestly, she should've been chief instead of those two nimwits.
There's Leslie Carter- girl Leslie (@the-dead-kids). She- ough! She's decent enough, but I don't like the company she keeps nor the tone she takes with me sometimes. Tch, trying to tell me how to do my job. You'd have half a mind to stay away from that Norman Alexander boy. Oh sure, he acts likes some pretty little angel, but he's a two faced snake deep down! There's Nancy Linwood (@the-dead-kids). I have a deep admiration for her, I will admit. It's not every day you meet a like-minded individual with an interest in the macabre! Oh how I'd love to be her friend! She's a very intimidating girl though. Tread carefully.
There was another girl around her, Kikita I believe (@kikita-answers-lotf)? She's run off though- nobody has clue where she is. She was kind though, she would've taken someone like you under her wing, I'm sure. For all we know she's dead though. None of my concern!
Go social or something, be careful with those knees of yours.
-🦉
"Of what I hear you're somewhat of the islands doctor, and I got to thinking. How severe of injuries have you treated here?
Probably not anything too bad, I imagine you get constant cases of sunburns and headaches."
( @ask-abel-lotf )
Hmph, I'll have you know I treat a wide array of ailments! Oh sure, I can treat a simple sunburn or headache just fine, but don't limit my work to just that! I've treated some of the nastiest little diseases you'll meet. Oh! Have you seen that Leslie boy? He's tall, ginger, somewhat like Merridew, only tanner and a total crybaby? Well, I had to set his knee right after the poor fool twisted it backwards. It was quite simple- It's all child's play to me, really.
Just one moment, you're friends with that Linwood girl, yes? Ah, would you- would you mind putting a good word in for me? I admire her quite a bit but she's... hard to talk to. She's very intimidating! Which is funny, since she's one of the few people I don't have to look up to talk to.
Anyhow, I ought to get back to work. I really am a busy man. If you have any medical needs, make sure to come to me.
ooc: crow try not to write Asa as bpd coded (level impossible)
you're so cool asa
