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Lydia

@ask-hatoc-lydia

Hiya! Got this so that I could keep a better eye on Gem...but might as well introduce myself!

I'm Lydia, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of these weird occurrences. Ever since that weird girl who sees stuff showed up, I've been seeing weird stuff too. I wanna know what she did to me and what's going on. My cousin, Martyn, says I should drop it. Maybe he's in on this? Better write that down for later...I am NOT a stalker, whoever told you that is insane.

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Okay, out of character for a moment. This is Lydia, Gem's stalker. She's a Norse demigod of Loki but doesn't know that yet. She's still alive (obviously) and she's a conspiracy theorist trying to figure out the whole "mythology is real" thing. Her friends are demigods and magicians but...they keep her in the dark, believing she's mortal.

This is an AU of @ahllohehn 's AU

I know, weird

But enjoy the chaos!

@ask-hatoc-lydia Now. Me, you and chat are going to see your dad. Or maybe go give them jimmys soul first.

Huh? Jimmy said that we’re going to see your dad first.

Wait, who?! And I thought you were taking me to Gem!

If I take you to Gem will you go to your father afterwards?

Yeah, sure, whatever. I still think you're crazy though

Blehhhh chat says I’m only crazy around 19.67% of the time. Now let’s go! Jimmy human gps me!

Who's Jimmy?!

Jimmy is gems friend who died. He’s pretty chill a bit bad at fighting but now I gotta mentor him

Gem's friend died, and you're saying you have him with you...what, as a ghost? So he's here?

Yeah!!! Be nice to Jimmy he has a lot of important friends despite being a nerd and pathetic.

What you totally are. Chats even agreeing with me. Anyway let’s go get Gem!

Uh, okay! It'd probably be faster to drive

YES OK. JIMMY TELL ME WHERE SHE IS…. Um let’s go to New York strawberry’s. Hermitcraft strawberries. Yeah that’s it!

My car's out front, let's go!

@ask-hatoc-lydia Now. Me, you and chat are going to see your dad. Or maybe go give them jimmys soul first.

Huh? Jimmy said that we’re going to see your dad first.

Wait, who?! And I thought you were taking me to Gem!

If I take you to Gem will you go to your father afterwards?

Yeah, sure, whatever. I still think you're crazy though

Blehhhh chat says I’m only crazy around 19.67% of the time. Now let’s go! Jimmy human gps me!

Who's Jimmy?!

Jimmy is gems friend who died. He’s pretty chill a bit bad at fighting but now I gotta mentor him

Gem's friend died, and you're saying you have him with you...what, as a ghost? So he's here?

Yeah!!! Be nice to Jimmy he has a lot of important friends despite being a nerd and pathetic.

What you totally are. Chats even agreeing with me. Anyway let’s go get Gem!

Uh, okay! It'd probably be faster to drive

@ask-hatoc-lydia Now. Me, you and chat are going to see your dad. Or maybe go give them jimmys soul first.

Huh? Jimmy said that we’re going to see your dad first.

Wait, who?! And I thought you were taking me to Gem!

If I take you to Gem will you go to your father afterwards?

Yeah, sure, whatever. I still think you're crazy though

Blehhhh chat says I’m only crazy around 19.67% of the time. Now let’s go! Jimmy human gps me!

Who's Jimmy?!

Jimmy is gems friend who died. He’s pretty chill a bit bad at fighting but now I gotta mentor him

Gem's friend died, and you're saying you have him with you...what, as a ghost? So he's here?

@ask-hatoc-lydia Now. Me, you and chat are going to see your dad. Or maybe go give them jimmys soul first.

Huh? Jimmy said that we’re going to see your dad first.

Wait, who?! And I thought you were taking me to Gem!

If I take you to Gem will you go to your father afterwards?

Yeah, sure, whatever. I still think you're crazy though

Blehhhh chat says I’m only crazy around 19.67% of the time. Now let’s go! Jimmy human gps me!

Who's Jimmy?!

Anonymous asked:

(Okay, I've watched some of those weird kids doing this thing with a rainbow, uh, Oh Iris goddess of the rainbow, blah blah blah, something something, show me GeminiTay?)

Whoa! It worked!

[the language suddenly swaps to English at the sound of non-Ancient Greek] [all interactions on this thread are now in English]

Uh

Who are you?

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Gem! Hi! Finally! It's me, Lydia!

Oh, so that's your name

I have so many questions *pulls out a notepad and pencil*

Why do you keep running away from me?

Why did I suddenly start seeing monsters?

Did you do something to me?

Where do you keep disappearing to?

What's with the kids in purple and orange T-shirts?

Is my cousin involved with this? He shuts me down when I ask, his name's Martyn.

Is magic real?

Are you using magic on me? (Is that why I feel so...weird, when she's around?)

Why did X just disappear from school?

*() are Lydia's internal thoughts*

  1. Running away? I'm going about my normal life, what are you talking about? Why are you following me???
  2. If you're seeing things you should probably talk to a psychiatrist, not me.
  3. What would I have done to you?? Of course I didn't??
  4. Are you talking about getting sick, or staying with my dad? Cause I have a terrible immune system and usually spend the summer out of state at my dad's house.
  5. Probably some camp or boys and girls club. Once again why are you asking me
  6. I think I know a Martyn? Very loosely, we're not friends or anything. He might be related to something, you've yet to explain what that is though? Still don't understand why I'm the best option to ask these questions
  7. I don't think so. Not in the traditional sense at least, you could make an argument that all science is magic we found ways to explain though
  8. If magic IS real, I still don't have the power to do anything to you. I didn't even know your name until five minutes ago, why would I use magic on you
  9. I don't know, I'm not entitled to his personal life. He mentioned something about family stuff, but it's none of my business and certainly not yours

But...you were supposed to have all the answers! The missing piece! Ugh! Damnit! That was my last lead! I thought you would know what's going on! ...maybe I am crazy, maybe they're right...

Might I suggest getting some sleep? Everytime I see you your eye bags have bags

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU! I can't believe it...all this work for NOTHING!

Anonymous asked:

(Okay, I've watched some of those weird kids doing this thing with a rainbow, uh, Oh Iris goddess of the rainbow, blah blah blah, something something, show me GeminiTay?)

Whoa! It worked!

[the language suddenly swaps to English at the sound of non-Ancient Greek] [all interactions on this thread are now in English]

Uh

Who are you?

Avatar

Gem! Hi! Finally! It's me, Lydia!

Oh, so that's your name

I have so many questions *pulls out a notepad and pencil*

Why do you keep running away from me?

Why did I suddenly start seeing monsters?

Did you do something to me?

Where do you keep disappearing to?

What's with the kids in purple and orange T-shirts?

Is my cousin involved with this? He shuts me down when I ask, his name's Martyn.

Is magic real?

Are you using magic on me? (Is that why I feel so...weird, when she's around?)

Why did X just disappear from school?

*() are Lydia's internal thoughts*

  1. Running away? I'm going about my normal life, what are you talking about? Why are you following me???
  2. If you're seeing things you should probably talk to a psychiatrist, not me.
  3. What would I have done to you?? Of course I didn't??
  4. Are you talking about getting sick, or staying with my dad? Cause I have a terrible immune system and usually spend the summer out of state at my dad's house.
  5. Probably some camp or boys and girls club. Once again why are you asking me
  6. I think I know a Martyn? Very loosely, we're not friends or anything. He might be related to something, you've yet to explain what that is though? Still don't understand why I'm the best option to ask these questions
  7. I don't think so. Not in the traditional sense at least, you could make an argument that all science is magic we found ways to explain though
  8. If magic IS real, I still don't have the power to do anything to you. I didn't even know your name until five minutes ago, why would I use magic on you
  9. I don't know, I'm not entitled to his personal life. He mentioned something about family stuff, but it's none of my business and certainly not yours

But...you were supposed to have all the answers! The missing piece! Ugh! Damnit! That was my last lead! I thought you would know what's going on! ...maybe I am crazy, maybe they're right...

Anonymous asked:

(Okay, I've watched some of those weird kids doing this thing with a rainbow, uh, Oh Iris goddess of the rainbow, blah blah blah, something something, show me GeminiTay?)

Whoa! It worked!

[the language suddenly swaps to English at the sound of non-Ancient Greek] [all interactions on this thread are now in English]

Uh

Who are you?

Avatar

Gem! Hi! Finally! It's me, Lydia!

Oh, so that's your name

I have so many questions *pulls out a notepad and pencil*

Why do you keep running away from me?

Why did I suddenly start seeing monsters?

Did you do something to me?

Where do you keep disappearing to?

What's with the kids in purple and orange T-shirts?

Is my cousin involved with this? He shuts me down when I ask, his name's Martyn.

Is magic real?

Are you using magic on me? (Is that why I feel so...weird, when she's around?)

Why did X just disappear from school?

*() are Lydia's internal thoughts*

Anonymous asked:

(Okay, I've watched some of those weird kids doing this thing with a rainbow, uh, Oh Iris goddess of the rainbow, blah blah blah, something something, show me GeminiTay?)

Whoa! It worked!

[the language suddenly swaps to English at the sound of non-Ancient Greek] [all interactions on this thread are now in English]

Uh

Who are you?

Avatar

Gem! Hi! Finally! It's me, Lydia!

*I've decided she works at an Apple store and Techno is trying to get an iPhone because I don't know how else to get them to meet, hope that works, Kate?*

...are you coming from a Ren Faire or something?

What’s that ya nerd. I’m here to buy something called an iPhone.

Nerd? Hypocritical much? And how do you not know what an iPhone is?

Whatever, which model do you want?

I think…. Huh what’s that?

iPhone 15. It’s the best

15. I want the 15th model

That'll be $399.99

Ok is this enough?

Hands her 15 hundred dollar notes while staring at the news which reports a robbery in the city

*shock*

...yeah, yeah that's plenty. Wait, is this stolen?!

No-No My friend gave this to me. He seems to be one of those people you call a banker? Who makes investments. I don’t know what those words mean but at least I’m not a nerd like he is.

...I mean...if I didn't know it's stolen I won't get in trouble, the company will...alright, whatever. *Replaces money in the cash register with the change and puts the money from the cash register into her tip jar*

And how do you not know what a bank is? And...*notices the Camp Empires shirt on Jimmy*

Wow. You remind me of this pretty annoying guy. We’re great friends though. Do you know who your dad is?

Well THAT got personal. But no, I never knew either of my parents.

You’re coming with me now. I’m going to go surprise him with you

Wait, what?! I have to finish my shift!

Ummm how long would that be?

Like, three more hours?

Ok. We still need to shop so we’ll wait for you

Ewww pronoun police.

Sorry, that wasn't very clear. I was just asking if you're here with someone else? But yeah, that was rude, what are your pronouns?

Idk what pronouns are. What are yours?

She/Her. ...if you don't mind me asking, what's with the fancy cape and sword?

Fancy cape because it’s cool and sword to slay my enemies with. Now c’mon. We’re going north!

Hey! Let me go!

Are you not coming? We need to see your dad

My parents are dead! What are you talking about?!

Your dad. I’ll show where he is. He’s not dead he’s just playing a prank. I would know if he’s dead. Considering I’m dead myself

...I should call 911. You're crazy. You're crazier than ME!

Wow chill out girl. Let me guess you’ve seen monsters a lot. You can change what you look like. You’re stronger and faster than most. Also you like playing pranks. We’re going to go get you to your dad

I mean...a few, but... that's just Gem's doing! As soon as I find her, she'll explain everything! No, I can't "change what I look like", and I...I mean... I'm just strong, that's not...and I do like pranks...but my dad's dead! You got the wrong girl! HEY, PUT ME DOWN!

What… you know a gem? Is gem orange, red hair who is a bit cray cray cray last name Tay?

YES! DO YOU KNOW HER?! What am I saying, you know her last name, of course you know her! Take me to her! Please, I'll do anything! *Starts shoving money from the tip jar into her pockets and getting ready to leave*

*I've decided she works at an Apple store and Techno is trying to get an iPhone because I don't know how else to get them to meet, hope that works, Kate?*

...are you coming from a Ren Faire or something?

What’s that ya nerd. I’m here to buy something called an iPhone.

Nerd? Hypocritical much? And how do you not know what an iPhone is?

Whatever, which model do you want?

I think…. Huh what’s that?

iPhone 15. It’s the best

15. I want the 15th model

That'll be $399.99

Ok is this enough?

Hands her 15 hundred dollar notes while staring at the news which reports a robbery in the city

*shock*

...yeah, yeah that's plenty. Wait, is this stolen?!

No-No My friend gave this to me. He seems to be one of those people you call a banker? Who makes investments. I don’t know what those words mean but at least I’m not a nerd like he is.

...I mean...if I didn't know it's stolen I won't get in trouble, the company will...alright, whatever. *Replaces money in the cash register with the change and puts the money from the cash register into her tip jar*

And how do you not know what a bank is? And...*notices the Camp Empires shirt on Jimmy*

Wow. You remind me of this pretty annoying guy. We’re great friends though. Do you know who your dad is?

Well THAT got personal. But no, I never knew either of my parents.

You’re coming with me now. I’m going to go surprise him with you

Wait, what?! I have to finish my shift!

Ummm how long would that be?

Like, three more hours?

Ok. We still need to shop so we’ll wait for you

Ewww pronoun police.

Sorry, that wasn't very clear. I was just asking if you're here with someone else? But yeah, that was rude, what are your pronouns?

Idk what pronouns are. What are yours?

She/Her. ...if you don't mind me asking, what's with the fancy cape and sword?

Fancy cape because it’s cool and sword to slay my enemies with. Now c’mon. We’re going north!

Hey! Let me go!

Are you not coming? We need to see your dad

My parents are dead! What are you talking about?!

Your dad. I’ll show where he is. He’s not dead he’s just playing a prank. I would know if he’s dead. Considering I’m dead myself

...I should call 911. You're crazy. You're crazier than ME!

Wow chill out girl. Let me guess you’ve seen monsters a lot. You can change what you look like. You’re stronger and faster than most. Also you like playing pranks. We’re going to go get you to your dad

I mean...a few, but... that's just Gem's doing! As soon as I find her, she'll explain everything! No, I can't "change what I look like", and I...I mean... I'm just strong, that's not...and I do like pranks...but my dad's dead! You got the wrong girl! HEY, PUT ME DOWN!

*I've decided she works at an Apple store and Techno is trying to get an iPhone because I don't know how else to get them to meet, hope that works, Kate?*

...are you coming from a Ren Faire or something?

What’s that ya nerd. I’m here to buy something called an iPhone.

Nerd? Hypocritical much? And how do you not know what an iPhone is?

Whatever, which model do you want?

I think…. Huh what’s that?

iPhone 15. It’s the best

15. I want the 15th model

That'll be $399.99

Ok is this enough?

Hands her 15 hundred dollar notes while staring at the news which reports a robbery in the city

*shock*

...yeah, yeah that's plenty. Wait, is this stolen?!

No-No My friend gave this to me. He seems to be one of those people you call a banker? Who makes investments. I don’t know what those words mean but at least I’m not a nerd like he is.

...I mean...if I didn't know it's stolen I won't get in trouble, the company will...alright, whatever. *Replaces money in the cash register with the change and puts the money from the cash register into her tip jar*

And how do you not know what a bank is? And...*notices the Camp Empires shirt on Jimmy*

Wow. You remind me of this pretty annoying guy. We’re great friends though. Do you know who your dad is?

Well THAT got personal. But no, I never knew either of my parents.

You’re coming with me now. I’m going to go surprise him with you

Wait, what?! I have to finish my shift!

Ummm how long would that be?

Like, three more hours?

Ok. We still need to shop so we’ll wait for you

Ewww pronoun police.

Sorry, that wasn't very clear. I was just asking if you're here with someone else? But yeah, that was rude, what are your pronouns?

Idk what pronouns are. What are yours?

She/Her. ...if you don't mind me asking, what's with the fancy cape and sword?

Fancy cape because it’s cool and sword to slay my enemies with. Now c’mon. We’re going north!

Hey! Let me go!

Are you not coming? We need to see your dad

My parents are dead! What are you talking about?!

Your dad. I’ll show where he is. He’s not dead he’s just playing a prank. I would know if he’s dead. Considering I’m dead myself

...I should call 911. You're crazy. You're crazier than ME!

*I've decided she works at an Apple store and Techno is trying to get an iPhone because I don't know how else to get them to meet, hope that works, Kate?*

...are you coming from a Ren Faire or something?

What’s that ya nerd. I’m here to buy something called an iPhone.

Nerd? Hypocritical much? And how do you not know what an iPhone is?

Whatever, which model do you want?

I think…. Huh what’s that?

iPhone 15. It’s the best

15. I want the 15th model

That'll be $399.99

Ok is this enough?

Hands her 15 hundred dollar notes while staring at the news which reports a robbery in the city

*shock*

...yeah, yeah that's plenty. Wait, is this stolen?!

No-No My friend gave this to me. He seems to be one of those people you call a banker? Who makes investments. I don’t know what those words mean but at least I’m not a nerd like he is.

...I mean...if I didn't know it's stolen I won't get in trouble, the company will...alright, whatever. *Replaces money in the cash register with the change and puts the money from the cash register into her tip jar*

And how do you not know what a bank is? And...*notices the Camp Empires shirt on Jimmy*

Wow. You remind me of this pretty annoying guy. We’re great friends though. Do you know who your dad is?

Well THAT got personal. But no, I never knew either of my parents.

You’re coming with me now. I’m going to go surprise him with you

Wait, what?! I have to finish my shift!

Ummm how long would that be?

Like, three more hours?

Ok. We still need to shop so we’ll wait for you

Ewww pronoun police.

Sorry, that wasn't very clear. I was just asking if you're here with someone else? But yeah, that was rude, what are your pronouns?

Idk what pronouns are. What are yours?

She/Her. ...if you don't mind me asking, what's with the fancy cape and sword?

Fancy cape because it’s cool and sword to slay my enemies with. Now c’mon. We’re going north!

Hey! Let me go!

Are you not coming? We need to see your dad

My parents are dead! What are you talking about?!

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