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Anonymous asked:

A ghost girl and a giant wearwolf raid the houses pantry eating everything before running away. (He he Monster prom reference)

God DAMNIT WWVHERE'S THE BROOM-

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sunstar-of-the-north asked:

I hope this isn't too intrusive, but how do you feel about John and Jade aging faster than you and Scylla?

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I came to accept that a long time ago. It hurts, but its a fact of life.

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Anonymous asked:

Have you or the kids heard about the game tennis for two?

I might havvwe. The kids? Probably not.

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Anonymous asked:

Puts a lot of gummy bears into a single room leading to a comical shot of one of the parents try to go into the room and having a comical amount of gummy bears get poured into them and the kids stuffing there faces full of gummies before running from the other parent to chase them

*see. See I don't evvwen think I could drawwv something that truly captures the image you just put in my head.*

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magicalgirlsphilosepherspeach asked:

Just saw the post on the main blog about how trolls need a lot of sugar to function and especially now since the kids know that there moms aren't human and all I can imagine is dual munching on some haribo gummy bears and being all "Sorry kids I need these to live and you'll just get sick." but he's also teasing them about it thinking its funny when in reality he's just being an ass. and for some reason that's just so funny to me

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You havvwe NAILED howwv much of a shit head he is abt these things

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Anonymous asked:

What do the kids do to socialize with other kids?

They don't. There are no other children in our area.

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Anonymous asked:

Now that jade and john know that your both trolls. How have things been?

Better all around. Wwve aren't wwvalkin on eggshells trying to hide anymore.

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Anonymous asked:

Something I do with my dogs is cover myself in a blanket and entrap my dog in it. This has the misfortune of them assaulting me with there tongue. Has Jade ever do e this with Hallie? How has it gone?

Jade has not ONLY done this to Hallie, wwvith the expected results, but has recently found out:

It wwvorks on trolls too.

#srry abt the lack of doodles for these#im a lil busy rn
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Anonymous asked:

Have you all considered getting another dog? I think the name bec would be a great fit.

Maybe if anything happens to Hallie.

Dogs don't tend to like me

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Anonymous asked:

Has a prank ever gone wrong?

... there WWVAS that time Johnny rigged a bunch of firewwvorks to go off in the backyard, and I.. wwvell uh.

You can imagine the response I had.

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magicalgirlsphilosepherspeach asked:

How does a normal day of schooling work for the kids since there homeschooled?

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Depends on the day, Scylla's mostly the one to handle Jade's Proper schooling, and me and John are the same.

But uh... practical skills wwvise? I'm teaching them evvwerything. Scylla and Jonny bond ovvwer pranks, me and Jade-

Wwvell you'd be shocked howwv good that little thing is wwvith a gun.

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Anonymous asked:

Has dual ever worn a dress? If so which one was your favorite? Can we see it?

My Ami made me this one, wwvay back wwvhen. I still owwvn it, but uh...

I don't wwvear it much anymore. Too many bad memories.

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