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Davey Jacobs

@askdaveyj

rp account!
17! (Account owner is 18)
Hi I'm Davey!
Jewish! (Users best friend is Jewish and any info I share on Judaism is from said friend!)
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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

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Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

What, not able to put two and two together?

Gosh, @askjackk, didn’t realize your lil’ sweetheart is such a pendejo.

..I'm not going to correct your comment but I will say I am not stupid, you just haven't given me any reason to trust you or my real answer as to who you are and why you're in my face.

well, i’s frankie’s pa. that enough of an answer for ya?

You? You're the one Michael told me about? What are you doing here.

That little mierda. Should’ve known he’d squeal.

Can a pa not talk to his kid anymore?

Not when he's a rotten old bastard like you.

Wow, I’s hurt.

Tryna talk to Francis ‘bout business, and then youse come along an’ ruin it. At this rate, might not allow you two to be together.

Wh- you can't do that!

Sure as hell I can. Wanna bet?

I’s got connections to the cops. Could always tell ‘em.

Don't- don't do that-

Whatcha gonna do, call ‘em?

“Ooh, me and my beau are being separated by her father, oh and we’s homosexual, ooh, save us from with wrath!”

Seriously?

Stop-

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

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Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

What, not able to put two and two together?

Gosh, @askjackk, didn’t realize your lil’ sweetheart is such a pendejo.

..I'm not going to correct your comment but I will say I am not stupid, you just haven't given me any reason to trust you or my real answer as to who you are and why you're in my face.

well, i’s frankie’s pa. that enough of an answer for ya?

You? You're the one Michael told me about? What are you doing here.

That little mierda. Should’ve known he’d squeal.

Can a pa not talk to his kid anymore?

Not when he's a rotten old bastard like you.

Wow, I’s hurt.

Tryna talk to Francis ‘bout business, and then youse come along an’ ruin it. At this rate, might not allow you two to be together.

Wh- you can't do that!

Sure as hell I can. Wanna bet?

I’s got connections to the cops. Could always tell ‘em.

Don't- don't do that-

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

What, not able to put two and two together?

Gosh, @askjackk, didn’t realize your lil’ sweetheart is such a pendejo.

..I'm not going to correct your comment but I will say I am not stupid, you just haven't given me any reason to trust you or my real answer as to who you are and why you're in my face.

well, i’s frankie’s pa. that enough of an answer for ya?

You? You're the one Michael told me about? What are you doing here.

That little mierda. Should’ve known he’d squeal.

Can a pa not talk to his kid anymore?

Not when he's a rotten old bastard like you.

Wow, I’s hurt.

Tryna talk to Francis ‘bout business, and then youse come along an’ ruin it. At this rate, might not allow you two to be together.

Wh- you can't do that!

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

What, not able to put two and two together?

Gosh, @askjackk, didn’t realize your lil’ sweetheart is such a pendejo.

..I'm not going to correct your comment but I will say I am not stupid, you just haven't given me any reason to trust you or my real answer as to who you are and why you're in my face.

well, i’s frankie’s pa. that enough of an answer for ya?

You? You're the one Michael told me about? What are you doing here.

That little mierda. Should’ve known he’d squeal.

Can a pa not talk to his kid anymore?

Not when he's a rotten old bastard like you.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

What, not able to put two and two together?

Gosh, @askjackk, didn’t realize your lil’ sweetheart is such a pendejo.

..I'm not going to correct your comment but I will say I am not stupid, you just haven't given me any reason to trust you or my real answer as to who you are and why you're in my face.

well, i’s frankie’s pa. that enough of an answer for ya?

You? You're the one Michael told me about? What are you doing here.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

What, not able to put two and two together?

Gosh, @askjackk, didn’t realize your lil’ sweetheart is such a pendejo.

..I'm not going to correct your comment but I will say I am not stupid, you just haven't given me any reason to trust you or my real answer as to who you are and why you're in my face.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Ah, so youse Francis’ sweetheart. ‘Course youse.

Uhm... who are you exactly?

Avatar
Reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Frank Sullivan. *spits in hand and holds it out to shake*

Who’s you?

Uhm. David. Jacobs.

Avatar
Reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

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Jack? What's going on?

Nothin'. It's nothin', promise

Are you sure? What's going on Jackie?

I said it's nothing! Leave me alone, please, Mouth.

I'm sorry- I'll leave you alone I'm sorry

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on with Frankie. Scram, kid.

Frankie??? Who are you???

Avatar
Reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

Avatar

Jack? What's going on?

Nothin'. It's nothin', promise

Are you sure? What's going on Jackie?

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Reblogged
Anonymous asked:

Hey Francis.

Look, the boss is gettin’ heated. We need those damn kids by tomorrow, max.

And I’s got the other kid-what’s his name, Michael?-on hand just in case youse wanting to quit.

A deal’s a deal.

I'm goin', Christ. Leave me alone!

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Jack? What's going on?

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yknow, @ask-sarahj, I still haven’t met your family.

(if I’m being too subtle, I really want to meet your family)

Um, you’ve met Davey and Les!

you know what I mean, darling.

darling, if my folks find out, i will at best be dead

Yeah, cause they’re absolute monsters 😒

i love them, and i love you, but i don’t know what they think, and we both can’t risk it!

Let’s get Davey’s opinion in here, don’t your parents know about him and Jack?

@askdaveyj, how did your parents react to you and Jack? Sarah doesn’t want to tell them about herself and I

They're accepting, they love Jack! We've been over this soooo many times Sarah, they'll love us regardless, besides, they've seen Jack kiss me and all dad did was high-five me, you'll be fine!!!

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Anonymous asked:

Sarah gave Jack a blue bandana?

-@askdeck or whatever my acc is

Yeah! He wears it when we go out, says he's scared the color will fade if he wears it outside all the time, isn't he so sweet??

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...I'll soak you

I'll push you into the harbor and take out the ladder

I'll tell Jack you threatened me

Ok I'll push him in the harbor too

Spot he's threatening me can I call him a mean name

Yes

I can also revoke his fishing privileges

NO SPOT PLEASE NO NO NO SPOT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO NO MY FISH PLEASE

spot pleas.e.... ym fish.... please please.... y fish....

Your fishing privileges are now revoked

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*collapses on his knees like corny ahh*

SPOT! MY FISH! NOOOO

They're fish what is wrong with you

My fish...... My fish..... No....

What the fuck

Is he okay....

Apparently not

hes in mournin’

Like half of his fish disappeared a couple days ago so prolly

(will’s work perchance)

Your work?

(it is 😭😭)

Nah, I ain't got time for that.

Weird.

I dunno, but I saw this random dude that looks WAYYY too much like jack crying about how immoral fish pies are

(frank totally cried over those things they haunt his nightmares trust)

Huh. That's... Odd.

Yeah.

Hey, @askjackk, what’s your opinion on fish pies?

Fish pies are the epitome of white people, and I hate 'em

So proud of you Jackie

Thank you, thank you

By the way, do you need to come stay with my family for a bit? Michael said you weren't okay lately

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Anonymous asked:

Sarah gave Jack a blue bandana?

-@askdeck or whatever my acc is

Yeah! He wears it when we go out, says he's scared the color will fade if he wears it outside all the time, isn't he so sweet??

Avatar

...I'll soak you

I'll push you into the harbor and take out the ladder

I'll tell Jack you threatened me

Ok I'll push him in the harbor too

Spot he's threatening me can I call him a mean name

Yes

I can also revoke his fishing privileges

NO SPOT PLEASE NO NO NO SPOT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO NO MY FISH PLEASE

spot pleas.e.... ym fish.... please please.... y fish....

Your fishing privileges are now revoked

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*collapses on his knees like corny ahh*

SPOT! MY FISH! NOOOO

They're fish what is wrong with you

My fish...... My fish..... No....

What the fuck

Is he okay....

Apparently not

hes in mournin’

Like half of his fish disappeared a couple days ago so prolly

(will’s work perchance)

Your work?

(it is 😭😭)

Nah, I ain't got time for that.

Weird.

I dunno, but I saw this random dude that looks WAYYY too much like jack crying about how immoral fish pies are

(frank totally cried over those things they haunt his nightmares trust)

Huh. That's... Odd.

Yeah.

Hey, @askjackk, what’s your opinion on fish pies?

Fish pies are the epitome of white people, and I hate 'em

So proud of you Jackie

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