Does the muses want Christmas gifts?

Does Astro want gifts? Well, she’d always take them, but she’d rather give. Nonetheless, if she had to make a wishlist, it’d look like this:

Really, she’s not picky. Anything homemade can and will woo her too.

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Does Tora want gifts? Abso-fucking-lutely. She will love anything that’s for her. A wishlist? Sure, here goes;

She will love you forever no matter what you give her.

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I’m making this a chain!! Tags:

@penguinmaster9999

@headlessdeaddancer

@alyxdefoisnthere

@vox-tv-demon

@leo-velaz

@featheryhoe

Can’t wait to see your lists!!

does MJ want Christmas gifts? Sure why not

his list :

anything tmnt

Art supplies: sketch books, pencils, pens, sharpeners, erasers etc

anything eeyore

maybe some outfits

tags: idk who to tag but uh @ask-the-archs ig? Must have been tagged/responded..

(I have not in fact been tagged in this yet!

Gabriel: knives (whittling)

Michelle: Knives (stabbing)

Noah: knives (throwing)

Bea: Any craft stuff

Raphael: clay. He never has enough.

Barachiel: threads (fabric flowers would mesmerise vir)

Camiel: anything soft

Jophiel: refuses to accept gifts, gives everyone at least 3

Ariel: anything hand made

Sariel: anything even remotely moon or star related, will also give at least 5 gifts to whoever is nice to them)

( @aspenvelaz if you’ve not done this yet!)

(I have not done this yet, you have unleashed chaos)

Aspen: cooking supplies

Little Chal: will be accepting anything inedible, will eat their gifts

Leo: he wants a hug, that’s it

Noxie: she’d take anything dead

Orion: not accepting gifts but will give out a billion balloon animals

Quinn: an infinite supply of food, he’s hungry

Mara: money, maybe a cat

Ical: spears(to throw)

Azrael: taxidermy

Lavina: books(braille)

Azazel: makeup

M: not accepting gifts but is giving everyone it knows at least 30 pres

Anahita: peace and quiet for once(noise cancellation in any form)

Nazaret: A puppy

Luz: hair dye

Xipe: a day off from work

Atlas: any form of blood would suffice

Iris: a miniature horse(parents told her no more horses)

Gwendolyn: candy

Mariposita: knives(violence)

Xhiuhita: a corpse to loot

Micte: not accepting gifts. Will not be giving gifts.

Noé: books for her classroom

Vaen: anything horror related

Zara: baking supplies

Dysie: a viola

Estela: blood brownies

Zyana: jewelry

(uhhh idk who to tag)

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§Chill, he’s fine.§

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*Zadkiel mumbles something in Romanian and Alin whines out a response*

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*head tilt from Azrael*

°It does not matter.°

Seems like it matters to you though.

°Yes, it does, but for stupid reasons.°

☾If it matters then it isn’t stupid.☾

What Moma said.

*He shrugs*

༒︎The always visible ones are only supposed to be not if the person’s dead. Or if they’re apathetic to uncle’s existence.༒︎

Ohhh. So I should force Zad to make friends with my kids so he has more lines and then is less sad?

°Not how it works.°

๑If you are back to the whole ‘I shall never make another friend’ era, then I shall dump your ass in the river the next you slumber. ๑

°Hope-°

๑No. ๑

How does it work then? You have a lotta niblings from me shouldn’t they count?

°…I do not know them. I barely know you as you are now.°

But if I force you to get to know them-

°Then it is likely they will resent me and it would still not work.°

๑It would not work regardless, because your brother is a coward, Azrael. ๑

Get to know your family coward.

°That would be far less of a task if I had not been unable to leave the palace for the past however many years, and restricted to a small area of heaven for years before that, and restricted to heaven after hell was created, and had I not been left completely alone for the majority of the time I have been restrained to a very small area of the palace that does not include any bathrooms, kitchens, actual bedrooms, or windows.°

Fair but now you need to get to know your niblings because I’m forcing you to come to family dinner today.

☾Or. Hear me out. Invite him instead of forcing him-???☾

°I am still needing to go check on Cam-°

๑I followed her, she is alive. ๑

Come to dinner and play find the corpse with us.

°N-°

๑Yes, he will, thank you for inviting him. ๑

I like you Hope. You’re cool. Moma can I wear a Halloween mask and traumatize the baby?

☾I agree with the first bit. No traumatizing my grand babies.☾

°What is it with you liking my sister and nephew more than me-°

๑I merely surpass you greatly in social skills, sparks. ๑

It’s because you have depression vibes and desperately need a social life.

°I do not-°

๑Zadkiel. You lie and I will get Emrys-๑

°But-°

*Zadkiel sighs and mumbles under his breath*

So I’m giving you my family and you’re gonna get a social life. Because you’re my brother and I don’t want you to die of depression.

°So long as anyone is capable of experiencing love, I cannot die. That is the only reason I did not die from starvation by this point.°

…I’m giving you my family plus my Moma.

☾Why don’t I count as family-??☾

No he gets to keep you and you get to feed him.

°No. People take too much energy.°

You need to people so you don’t live all alone forever.

°Anyone I actually like are dead, in another pantheon or have not talked to me in a few thousand years at minimum. I would rather not have new ones.°

*Blink blonk*

Why were you with Moma then?

°Because I am not one to just let God kill more innocents to punish me. I told them to leave and they did not.°

Damn.

๑Azrael, he is merely grumpy right now because I did not take his side, sparks does like being around people but does not appreciate the threat of being forced to do so, mostly because God is a piece of work, but partially because any time that has happened in the past, he ended up injured for the next few weeks. ๑

*Zadkiel flips the bird in a seemingly empty direction*

I thank you Hope you’re amazing and wonderful. It’ll be fun and if it’s really that bad just go take a nap in my closet? Also I want you to meet your niblings anyways so it’s gonna happen. Also the only person allowed to get hurt is Dad because Dad sucks.

°…I will try, but not today, sorry.°

Fine. I’m telling Dad to make you a chair though.

*confused blink*

☾It’s a thing. M makes chairs for everyone in the family and then we all get our designated chairs at the dinner tables.☾

The feral brat tried to get Ariel to sit in Dads chair once-

°…Right.°

*Zadkiel’s head moves like he was slapped*

°Fucking- ow- Hope-°

๑You spiral too loud. ๑

Dad is fun don’t worry. He makes a lot of food kinda like Moma.

๑See? Unlikely to be electrocuted! ๑

☾I would poof him out of existence if he electrocuted you.☾

Plus the chairs aren’t metal so no zaps. Dad does wood stuff. And paints it all pretty.

*Zadkiel grumbles under his breath*

And there’s a bunch of little designs and stuff and it’s all carved in-

°…Like the trinkets Gabriel taught me to make-?°

Mhm. Dad put a sensory fidget thingy on Vivis chair that she really likes but I can’t figure out how it works. Vivi is my daughter. She’s blind kinda.

°Cool. Same.°

She keeps trying to kill me. Anyways the chairs are great and I’m gonna tell dad you got invited to dinners so that means you get a chair so that means I get to put your chair next to my chair and you have to sit next to me at the dinner table until someone else moves your chair.

*slow nod*

It’s a chair theif game you can’t move your chair and once I’ve moved it then I can’t move it until another person moves it and you have to sit wherever your chair is. My chair got stolen and now I’m next to Mari-she’s my little sister-and she keeps stealing my food and she doesn’t even eat it.

☾My chair is next to M because parents have to stick together.☾

*Helpless look at the same empty space as before*

Is she gone?

°Yep.°

Dang it.

°Said something about science.°

Hopefully good science.

°Chaos science.°

Same thing.

°Yeah.°

Do you want to see a gremlin?

*nod*

Yay!

*Iris appears*

♬Mom why are you evil-I was in the middle of stabbing someone!♬

*Alin gasps*

*Iris waves*

♬Why am I here?♬

Because you’re my gremlin.

°Azrael, that is a child-°

Yeah and she’s my little gremlin.

♬Who are you? Why are you a dragon? Can you breathe fire? Will you set my mom on fire? I’ll give you gold. Dragons like gold right? My sister has a dragon but it’s ugly-♬

°…your ‘Mom’s brother, because I was created as one, yes, no, yes I do like gold.°

♬Why aren’t you ugly? Is it because you’re fancy? Can fancy people not be ugly? Is that why my mom is ugly? Why are you purple? Why are you tall? Why-♬

°I am not sure about your first question, but I can guarantee that fancy people are capable of ugliness also. I am purple because that colour scared my younger siblings the least. I am tall because I am still constantly growing.°

♬Does that mean you’re still a kid? Or just that you’re weird? Are we family? Oooh are you one of the auncles mom cries over never seeing at night when he thinks I’m asleep-♬

Hush-

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§Chill, he’s fine.§

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*Zadkiel mumbles something in Romanian and Alin whines out a response*

(Lag reset #4 from here)

*head tilt from Azrael*

°It does not matter.°

Seems like it matters to you though.

°Yes, it does, but for stupid reasons.°

☾If it matters then it isn’t stupid.☾

What Moma said.

*He shrugs*

༒︎The always visible ones are only supposed to be not if the person’s dead. Or if they’re apathetic to uncle’s existence.༒︎

Ohhh. So I should force Zad to make friends with my kids so he has more lines and then is less sad?

°Not how it works.°

๑If you are back to the whole ‘I shall never make another friend’ era, then I shall dump your ass in the river the next you slumber. ๑

°Hope-°

๑No. ๑

How does it work then? You have a lotta niblings from me shouldn’t they count?

°…I do not know them. I barely know you as you are now.°

But if I force you to get to know them-

°Then it is likely they will resent me and it would still not work.°

๑It would not work regardless, because your brother is a coward, Azrael. ๑

Get to know your family coward.

°That would be far less of a task if I had not been unable to leave the palace for the past however many years, and restricted to a small area of heaven for years before that, and restricted to heaven after hell was created, and had I not been left completely alone for the majority of the time I have been restrained to a very small area of the palace that does not include any bathrooms, kitchens, actual bedrooms, or windows.°

Fair but now you need to get to know your niblings because I’m forcing you to come to family dinner today.

☾Or. Hear me out. Invite him instead of forcing him-???☾

°I am still needing to go check on Cam-°

๑I followed her, she is alive. ๑

Come to dinner and play find the corpse with us.

°N-°

๑Yes, he will, thank you for inviting him. ๑

I like you Hope. You’re cool. Moma can I wear a Halloween mask and traumatize the baby?

☾I agree with the first bit. No traumatizing my grand babies.☾

°What is it with you liking my sister and nephew more than me-°

๑I merely surpass you greatly in social skills, sparks. ๑

It’s because you have depression vibes and desperately need a social life.

°I do not-°

๑Zadkiel. You lie and I will get Emrys-๑

°But-°

*Zadkiel sighs and mumbles under his breath*

So I’m giving you my family and you’re gonna get a social life. Because you’re my brother and I don’t want you to die of depression.

°So long as anyone is capable of experiencing love, I cannot die. That is the only reason I did not die from starvation by this point.°

…I’m giving you my family plus my Moma.

☾Why don’t I count as family-??☾

No he gets to keep you and you get to feed him.

°No. People take too much energy.°

You need to people so you don’t live all alone forever.

°Anyone I actually like are dead, in another pantheon or have not talked to me in a few thousand years at minimum. I would rather not have new ones.°

*Blink blonk*

Why were you with Moma then?

°Because I am not one to just let God kill more innocents to punish me. I told them to leave and they did not.°

Damn.

๑Azrael, he is merely grumpy right now because I did not take his side, sparks does like being around people but does not appreciate the threat of being forced to do so, mostly because God is a piece of work, but partially because any time that has happened in the past, he ended up injured for the next few weeks. ๑

*Zadkiel flips the bird in a seemingly empty direction*

I thank you Hope you’re amazing and wonderful. It’ll be fun and if it’s really that bad just go take a nap in my closet? Also I want you to meet your niblings anyways so it’s gonna happen. Also the only person allowed to get hurt is Dad because Dad sucks.

°…I will try, but not today, sorry.°

Fine. I’m telling Dad to make you a chair though.

*confused blink*

☾It’s a thing. M makes chairs for everyone in the family and then we all get our designated chairs at the dinner tables.☾

The feral brat tried to get Ariel to sit in Dads chair once-

°…Right.°

*Zadkiel’s head moves like he was slapped*

°Fucking- ow- Hope-°

๑You spiral too loud. ๑

Dad is fun don’t worry. He makes a lot of food kinda like Moma.

๑See? Unlikely to be electrocuted! ๑

☾I would poof him out of existence if he electrocuted you.☾

Plus the chairs aren’t metal so no zaps. Dad does wood stuff. And paints it all pretty.

*Zadkiel grumbles under his breath*

And there’s a bunch of little designs and stuff and it’s all carved in-

°…Like the trinkets Gabriel taught me to make-?°

Mhm. Dad put a sensory fidget thingy on Vivis chair that she really likes but I can’t figure out how it works. Vivi is my daughter. She’s blind kinda.

°Cool. Same.°

She keeps trying to kill me. Anyways the chairs are great and I’m gonna tell dad you got invited to dinners so that means you get a chair so that means I get to put your chair next to my chair and you have to sit next to me at the dinner table until someone else moves your chair.

*slow nod*

It’s a chair theif game you can’t move your chair and once I’ve moved it then I can’t move it until another person moves it and you have to sit wherever your chair is. My chair got stolen and now I’m next to Mari-she’s my little sister-and she keeps stealing my food and she doesn’t even eat it.

☾My chair is next to M because parents have to stick together.☾

*Helpless look at the same empty space as before*

Is she gone?

°Yep.°

Dang it.

°Said something about science.°

Hopefully good science.

°Chaos science.°

Same thing.

°Yeah.°

Do you want to see a gremlin?

*nod*

Yay!

*Iris appears*

♬Mom why are you evil-I was in the middle of stabbing someone!♬

*Alin gasps*

*Iris waves*

♬Why am I here?♬

Because you’re my gremlin.

°Azrael, that is a child-°

Yeah and she’s my little gremlin.

♬Who are you? Why are you a dragon? Can you breathe fire? Will you set my mom on fire? I’ll give you gold. Dragons like gold right? My sister has a dragon but it’s ugly-♬

°…your ‘Mom’s brother, because I was created as one, yes, no, yes I do like gold.°

♬Why aren’t you ugly? Is it because you’re fancy? Can fancy people not be ugly? Is that why my mom is ugly? Why are you purple? Why are you tall? Why-♬

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§Chill, he’s fine.§

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*Zadkiel mumbles something in Romanian and Alin whines out a response*

(Lag reset #4 from here)

*head tilt from Azrael*

°It does not matter.°

Seems like it matters to you though.

°Yes, it does, but for stupid reasons.°

☾If it matters then it isn’t stupid.☾

What Moma said.

*He shrugs*

༒︎The always visible ones are only supposed to be not if the person’s dead. Or if they’re apathetic to uncle’s existence.༒︎

Ohhh. So I should force Zad to make friends with my kids so he has more lines and then is less sad?

°Not how it works.°

๑If you are back to the whole ‘I shall never make another friend’ era, then I shall dump your ass in the river the next you slumber. ๑

°Hope-°

๑No. ๑

How does it work then? You have a lotta niblings from me shouldn’t they count?

°…I do not know them. I barely know you as you are now.°

But if I force you to get to know them-

°Then it is likely they will resent me and it would still not work.°

๑It would not work regardless, because your brother is a coward, Azrael. ๑

Get to know your family coward.

°That would be far less of a task if I had not been unable to leave the palace for the past however many years, and restricted to a small area of heaven for years before that, and restricted to heaven after hell was created, and had I not been left completely alone for the majority of the time I have been restrained to a very small area of the palace that does not include any bathrooms, kitchens, actual bedrooms, or windows.°

Fair but now you need to get to know your niblings because I’m forcing you to come to family dinner today.

☾Or. Hear me out. Invite him instead of forcing him-???☾

°I am still needing to go check on Cam-°

๑I followed her, she is alive. ๑

Come to dinner and play find the corpse with us.

°N-°

๑Yes, he will, thank you for inviting him. ๑

I like you Hope. You’re cool. Moma can I wear a Halloween mask and traumatize the baby?

☾I agree with the first bit. No traumatizing my grand babies.☾

°What is it with you liking my sister and nephew more than me-°

๑I merely surpass you greatly in social skills, sparks. ๑

It’s because you have depression vibes and desperately need a social life.

°I do not-°

๑Zadkiel. You lie and I will get Emrys-๑

°But-°

*Zadkiel sighs and mumbles under his breath*

So I’m giving you my family and you’re gonna get a social life. Because you’re my brother and I don’t want you to die of depression.

°So long as anyone is capable of experiencing love, I cannot die. That is the only reason I did not die from starvation by this point.°

…I’m giving you my family plus my Moma.

☾Why don’t I count as family-??☾

No he gets to keep you and you get to feed him.

°No. People take too much energy.°

You need to people so you don’t live all alone forever.

°Anyone I actually like are dead, in another pantheon or have not talked to me in a few thousand years at minimum. I would rather not have new ones.°