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here's my masterlist with everything i've written! note that:

all fics are explicit and astarion x fem!reader unless specified
series and multichapter fics have their masterlist linked with all chapters and ao3 links
one-shots/requests will have their main theme mentioned in parentheses next to the title, and the full lists of content warnings are available on their linked post/ao3 page
Requests: OPEN!
Current pending requests: 4

- i am more comfortable writing astarion (spawn or ascended) and halsin, but im open to get out of my comfort zone and write other characters! - i write in third or second POV (more experienced with x reader/tav) - comfortable with most types of writing (fluff, smut, angst, hurt/comfort) - i am willing to go extremely dark and kinky (basically ask and if its above my limit ill tell you, but if ive already written about it, im cool with it) - send an ask and ill get started on it! (i am quite busy recently, but i promise to get around to your request sooner rather than later)

fics are posted in chronological order of creation
this list will keep getting updated as i upload more
full list below the cut!

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged spongebobssquarepants

ruinedchildhood

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged

sofiharper

Commission for @luvielin :3

This is the first huge job for me, so I'm glad that I got through it and had a pleasant experience :> Thank you again for your patience!

#omg thats so malva core

astarionancuntnin

OC Tag game

thank you @anacdoce for the tag!!<3

im starting to pile up ocs but i think ill go with my beloved with this one, as i finally figured out a lot of her backstory

those will be answered taking her bg3 run background (her canon one, basically)

General:

Name: Malva Auvreanea

Alias: "The Ascendant Witch/Bitch" - she thinks its funny

Gender: Female

Age: 224 at the moment of the game

Spoken Language: Common, Elvish, Infernal

Sexual Orientation: Bi, more leaning towards sapphic

Occupation: ....Murderer? Killing is her thing. But she first got around from one town to another as a mercenary.

Favourite:

Colour: Black and Purple

Entertainment: Watching people suffer.

Pastime: ~~Torturing people.~~ She actually enjoys reading and writing.

Food: A good fucking steak, rare.

Drink: Fruity wine. She loves alcohol.

Have they:

Passed university: No, but she has completed her education.

Had sex: Yes

Had sex in public: Yes

Gotten tattoos?: Yes, she black streaks over the top half of her face

Gotten piercings: Yes - four around each lobe.

Gotten scarred: A few scars from her first battles, and when she would first experience her blade on herself without knowing her own limits.

Had a broken heart: She's the broker of hearts.

Are they:

A cuddler: Mhhhh......... rarely, but she will let herself be tempted.

Scared easily: No.

Jealous easily: Mmmmyeah

Trustworthy: Hell no

Family:

Siblings: None!

Parents: She killed her father before fleeing her hometown. Her mother, Arasne, is still alive and lives in their hometown still.

Husband: No - but she's devoted to Astarion.

Children: Oh, fuck no.

no pressure tags!: @communistfries @mercymaker @pinkberrytea @roguishcat @bardic-inspo @marlowethebard @moochiepoo @charmandabear @honeybee-bard

#tagged #oc: malva #malva auvreanea

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged

bbnotumbl

had to grind for this view

#BUN #BUN THIS IS FOR YOU

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged just-a-refrigerator

hanavesinauttija

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

hanavesinauttija

now I'm it/she

bisexual-engineer-guy

OH COME THE FUCK ON

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged

jackalovski

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged kowashites

hiveswap

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

hiveswap

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

nirtonic

[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

#:)))))))))))))))))))

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged suzyq85

bunniope

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

ginger-ale-official

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

updogonline

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

ginger-ale-official

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged sanguinesexmachine

ampersketch-art

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

leeandr01d

(Gif thanks to @wolfsong-the-bloody-beast)

astarionancuntnin

Reblogged campful-of-weirdos

lockoutkey

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

How Messed Up Is Your Fanfiction taste

Get some help bbgs

hakuhakuwu.github.io

minecraftphantomsmybeloved

In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.