masterpost or smth

thats what these are called riiigghhtttttt

alright.

status: [ mostly offline, may go online in lil shifts ]

greetings, tumblr. i'm asteroid-fruitcup, but you can just call me asteroid or astrid :) i am a pangender bisexual and i use any pronouns! mix them up if you want or keep them the same, idrc as long as i can tell you're referring to me

i am a MINOR. a SILLY little BEAN. so yeah don’t be too weird and also i can’t donate since i have No Money

this is my main blog where i mainly post shitposts, art, and reblog random stuff! i also have an rp blog as TCO from AvA (@forbidden-main-character)

list of fandoms i’m in:

Animation Vs Animator/Minecraft (current hyperfixation, has lasted aroung the past 6-7 months)

Warrior Cats (i only read up to po3 and its a bit of a dead hyperfixation for me but i still occasionally bring it up)

not very sure why i didn't make this earlier ngl but wtv. better late than never. i just decided "hey what if i start tagging stuff so my blog isnt an absolute dumpster fire" and this happened sooooo

tags:

#asteroid reblogs - reblogs

#asteroid answers - asks

#asteroid arts! - my original art ehehehehe

#asteroid yaps to the homies - long threads where its just me and some people yapping

#asteroid spills some lore :0 - me yapping about myself and occasional venting

#the cheddar cheese association (explodes) - this post explains everything

#shitpost - nothing special i just post a lot of shitposts akdnnskdond

#my sister eats weird shit - my sister eating weird shit

#my tumblr mutuals as bracelets! - me making my tumblr mutuals into bracelets

#asteroid rants about the sky - me ranting about the sky (and probably TCO)

#asteroid eats your art - i give a long detailed description of what someones art tastes like. cromch

#asteroid’s weird roblox quote shitposting idfk - shitposts where i cut out some text from (usually) roblox and throw em into a picture and its silly

uhhh methinks thats it its literally 12am at the time of updating this

expect me to update this frequently lmao

edited 3/26/2025 to add links because I CANNNN :3

dont ask why half the text is colored i just like me some gay text

tumblr mutuals as bracelets #18

(this is a scheduled post !!!)

@mosaicp hii ok so i subcribbled to your yt like randomly last week and then was like “YOU HAVE A TUMBLR????” so um yeah get bracelet’d ehehe *explodes*

hhhh that was 4 years ago now and ive processed it why the fuck do i still have to HEAR IT ragh

THE FKCUING ENERGY IS NOT LEAVING

RAGHHHHHH IM GOING TO FUCKING EZPKODE

VIBRATING SHAKING GOING INSANE SPONTANEOUDLY COMBUSTING AIDJJAKFKKAKCKMSJDJJFJANAKFP

hc that dark has far too much excess energy from not killing chosen and expresses that through various different stims like ripping paper, crushing soda cans before throwing them out, stomping all fucking over crunchy leaves etc

chosen either thinks this is the funniest shit ever or is so fucking done with it

also hc that she has a deranged kandi making addiction if you couldnt tell from the way i draw her raghhh

“what’s your favorite color?”

yes.

i can smell the heat from all the way over here. the fire is so crackly what the fuck i’m like an entire 20 feet away from it

i pity the beloved likebombers that are going to rampage my blog with 50 new shitposts

im hungry anyone have some cheddar cheese

-the quote that started it all…

my brain is currently running on incoherent shitposts. im making 20 per second save me

hi guys !!! (singular)

im going to explode. any moment now

today i went to this like interactive museum thing it was super fun and there were these huge blobs with like all the weight on the bottom so you couldnt knock them over and you could like pull them back and they’d catapult towards people

so i pulled on a blob really far back aiming for my silly aunt and right as i let go this fucking kid, couldn’t be older than 4, absolutely SPRINTED past and BARELY fucking avoided my inevitable death ray i swear this kid was being pulled away by the hands of god themself

so i’m eating dinner and my other aunt is talking to my uncle about this silly event and she’s like “you almost took out that kid omg!” so without thinking i responded with “but i would NEVER murder someone without reason.”

this then prompted my other aunt to say “so that means you had a good reason to kill the kid?” i’m stuck in this now. no going back. my response? “yep. kids are evil. he got himself into that.”

how is your day/afternoon/night/1am going.

my wonderful sister has not watched AvA (but she HAS watched AvM) so i drew TDL on one of those kid’s resteraunt menus and she was like “isnt red’s head supposed to be filled in” and i was like “no sweetie thats a silly evil guy named the dark lord” and she’s like “i’m going to nickname him darky !!!” and then she drew BWAHAHAHA next to my drawing and fucking losing it