the universe began with our eyes closed

feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images

Item: plastic tub containing fifty servings of powdered The Curse

Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

i looked it up and apparently it is a product the designer has for sale but there was a first batch of 500 available in December that sold out and apparently another wave is coming this month

and apparently the designer is actually called Monoli as per this tweet:

@randomitemdrop

Item: Cube of Lower Resolution

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

guys sorry im not over her yeehaw hat. bc it did nothing so it honestly just feels like when she lucky charmed tikki went yoooo u have this under control i just thought you’d look really sick in this. and she did

me when i’m the cult leader and one of my neighbors is a minion

Alternating

*me watching someone tell just like a normal lie* wow this is just like hit social deduction game Blood on the Clocktower

Smh licking an island and not something like a weird black flower or some guy having a headache in front of a pyramid (the tastiest cards). 2/10

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

chess getting a huge update i see

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

nothing else in my life has ever made me nearly throw up from laughing

i can't take it i can't take the papers please theme coming out of all these cutesy customized consoles im HOWLING

now see jorji cozy

GIRL NO YOU’RE MOURNING SOMETHING THAT HASN’T EVEN HAPPENED YET AGAIN!!!!!!

*to interviewer* Yeah life got pretty easy right around the time this Angel started following me around who gives me a huge gold medal every time I make a good decision. It's hones--oh hey man what's up? Wow, another one? For not putting that rock in my mouth earlier? Ahahaha how did you even know how much I wanted to do that??? Dude thank you you are seriously the best 🥰

"playing with my toys" and the toys are concepts