No copypasta has ever ruined my life as comprehensively as Hell Fuck Castle. I write tabletop RPGs, and now every time I read a lore blurb about an ancient ruined kingdom where everything was cool until the last ruler fucked it up, my brain whispers "King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing".
This one?
One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it
tbh on some level i do think it becomes a myth that most women dress seductively for themselves. if you ask a skinny beautiful woman why she likes to wear uncomfortable heels and tiny skirts and hours worth of makeup and hair styling she says it makes her feel confident. why does it make someone feel confident? itโs because she knows she looks desirable. who is she desirable to? men, mostly, because her โpersonal styleโ lines up with patriarchal femininity. like once you dig a little bit into the โwhyโ part choice feminism becomes misogyny in a barbie pink package. obviously iโm not saying the only way out of patriarchy is to stop being effeminate at all, but the fact of the matter is that strictly conforming to what men want from you is never and can never be feminist, and that the reason for doing so is almost never truly about personal comfort and independent choice. you, self described office siren, would you dress that way if you worked from home? would you dress that way if it was guaranteed with 100% confidence that nobody will ever see you like that? the intention is right in the name of the trend: to attract menโs attention. like itโs so fucking silly to act like any of this is empowering or a free choice. iโm not stupid. you may be stupid enough to think youโre doing it for Yourself but i certainly am not
I feel like... if we wanted factory jobs to come back to America, we would have to have the factories here.
Also, are you working in the factory or are you owning the factory? Like in this rugged American fantasy where the man breaks his back for the company, are you the man who broke his back or are you the one that denies his workman's comp? Are you reaping or are you sowing? Would you put your hands in the dirt with us?
Love some miserable Elon in the morning
itโs even more miserable than I thought
It's all easy if you have suitable tools ...
Note: your title, not your URL--for instance, mine is "I have a few diceโฆone or two maybe"
Thank you to everyone who read the post and understood that this is about your blog title, not your url
I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life
I was transed by the eye-witness book about mummies.
Okay, but they had this blurb about this mummy that they found from first-century Alexandria that they thought was female because its wrappings are clearly designed to suggest a woman's body, but then they x-rayed it and determined that it was biologically male, and as a kid it just got my brain working about why anyone would do that and how I kind of wanted them to do that with my body after I died and why did I kind of want that and...
Yeah. I got my egg cracked by the mummified corpse of a transgender woman who lived and died 2,000 years before I was born.
โif future archaeologists dig up your bones theyโll know you were born a -โ haha yeah they better! Iโm gonna crack someoneโs egg in the year 3320 and nobody can stop me!!
๐ถMummifying trans girls! Ancient Egypt!๐ต
The Golden Girls โ 5.26: The Presidents Coming! The Presidents Coming!
Hang on, this gets funnier:
r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout
you peed on it
you peed on it didnโt you lil piss boy
It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Can you swap their heads ?
omg you can
Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts
