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Astronomaly

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Astro_nomaly on Ao3. He/her, aroace Current fic: To Kill a Legend

also how many AUs do you have in your brain?? because I'm betting there's a LOT and I would love to hear some lore (I'm gonna conspiracy theory the shit out of these)

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That’s a loaded question man but uh I’ll try to list them. Ig this is like a master post for my AU’s lol. Ninjago AU’s alone:

1. To Kill A Legend. Ninjago x Breath of the Wild fusion fic where Lloyd is the Prince of Hyrule and has to save all his dead siblings from giant mechanical dragon monsters and also kick Overlord ass. My current fic ofc 🫶

a. Calamity Hero: au of TKAL where the Shrine of Resurrection doesn’t work and Lloyd is reincarnated. New Lloyd has to deal with everyone treating him like his predecessor. Takes place only 16 years after the Calamity and not canon

b. Hero of Legend (is it an au if it’s canon to the main au?) basically just the first ever hero of destiny

c. Hero of Time (canon to TKAL): traveled the time stream to fight the Time Twins and man am I tired of the word time. Doomed by the narrative

d. True Prince (name pending/semi-canon to TKAL I haven’t decided) wherein everyone thinks Morro is the hero of destiny but it’s actually Lloyd, who was adopted into the royal family

e. Oni Hero (canon to TKAL): a hero of destiny who beat back an invading Oni army. TKAL Lloyd’s direct predecessor

f. A potential sequel to TKAL that I don’t have a name for yet. Morro is possessing ya boy and Lloyd gets to deal with another eldritch monstrosity

2. The Graveyard Shift aka the love of my life. Modern au with ghost magic. Lloyd, Harumi, and Akita are all best friends - Conduit, Quiet One, and Red are mortal enemies. The unbreakable bonds of love ig. I WILL be writing this trust. (It uh. It has a playlist. Some songs are just for vibes, some directly reflect the characters and no I won’t be saying which is which)

a. Attack Dog au. Harumi blackmails Akita into helping her kidnap the Conduit. My favorite spin-off of the graveyard shift

b. Bad Ending - harumi makes the wrong decision in either one of two situations and dooms the narrative

c. Obligatory swap AU where they swap places lol

d. Mentor AU where Mystake isn’t killed and lives to mentor Lloyd

e. Time loop au. Lloyd accidentally triggers a time loop over Jamanakai and everything ends well for a change

f. Sidekick AU. Basically what was the original version of TGS where instead of trying to murder him, Red is basically Lloyd’s animal sidekick. She’s only ever in her wolf form while they’re dealing with the Quiet One and he has no idea she’s a person. He thinks she’s a weirdly liminal dog or smth idk

g. Painted Skin AU. Harumi is a Painted Skin Demon, so she doesn’t have to murder people to turn into them. Being a demon somehow makes her more redeemable

h. Jfc this is getting ridiculous okay uhm. Enemy of My Enemy AU (name pending) where Harumi snatches Lloyd before any of the Conduit-Quiet One-Red shenanigans happen, Akita still figures out her best friends are a cultist and the Conduit respectively and goes on a reluctant mission to save Lloyd, Lloyd tries his hand at redeeming Harumi while trapped in a cult, and Harumi realizes how bad she is at her job. I hate myself.

3. Sword and Shield. In an effort to use his son’s power for himself, evil demigod of destruction Garmadon turns Lloyd into a living weapon. Brad finds Lloyd in an abandoned monastery 50 years later and they fall in love on a quest to break his curse. Fluffy ❤️ I’m probably also going to eventually write this bc I love it

a. Armor AU. Garmadon manages to hold onto Lloyd and use Magic Sword Demigod to conquer most of Ninjago. Brad, part of a rebel force, is sent in as a spy for an upcoming assassination on the Emperor. In a twist of fate, he ends up accidentally kidnapping Garmadon’s most prized and valuable weapon.

b. Fuckin uh Helm AU idk I’m trying to theme these aus on weaponry. I blame Missa for this. Basically Lloyd doesn’t get to shapeshift into human form, he’s legit just. Stuck as a sword but he can appear as like. A reflection almost? Like the image of a person in the blade of the sword and Brad can talk to him. Brad is the only one who can hear/see him, and Lloyd is straight up just Stuck like that. Fuck me and my adhd goddammit

4. Who You Gon’ Call? Morro isn’t a bad guy in Posession and he and Lloyd team up to trick/sabotage the other ghosts and stop the Preeminent before she can bust out

5. The Final Phonecall. Not my au, it belongs to @thegreengoose22 but I’ve been writing the fic for it

6. Emotional Support Werewolf. Akita is stolen from the Never Realm by some asshole and stuck in wolf form. She ends up in a shelter by circumstance and is adopted by the other ninja looking to get the (insanely depressed) Green Ninja an emotional support animal. Thinking of writing this au as a oneshot

7. *sigh* uh Greenflower Timeloop au that I don’t have an actual name for yet. Brad Tudabone is a victim of timelooping every time he dies (from increasingly ridiculous causes) and Lloyd is the Life/Time witch sent to figure it out. They fall in love and Garmadon doesn’t understand how shovel talks work (hint: they don’t involve using an actual shovel on your son’s soulmate)

8. Fucking Christ okay Meant to be Mine AU where Harumi’s been stalking Lloyd since they broke up, and in a desperate bid for her to get the memo that he’s uninterested, Lloyd finds a guy to date until she leaves him alone. Cue her trying to murder Brad Tudabone, and Brad (insane) agreeing to the fake dating situation while they figure out how to make her stop already. This isn’t fleshed out at all and it is in fact inspired entirely from Never Ever Getting Rid of Me from the Waitress musical

9. The Tansy Means ‘Fuck You’ AU wherein Lloyd Garmadon and Brad Tudabone have been anonymously competing in their local art competition for 6 months, and desperately need to send their art rival a ‘fuck you’ boquet of epic proportions. (@weekend-whip this is your fault)

10. Motherfucker. Okay uhhhhhh Key to your Dragon’s Heart AU (yes I know the name is corny idgaf) wherein Lloyd Garmadon is a very powerful, very beautiful witch everyone wants to marry, and Brad Tudabone is not exempt from that list. This is slightly crack and also based off that old tumblr post about the shapeshifting cat witch

11. Fuck Me Sideways It’s The Selkie AU. Fucking. Fucking. Jfc okay Brad meets Lloyd, the restricted and super unwilling spouse of some rich fuck who stole his animal pelt, effectively trapping him in marriage, and helps get the pelt back and falls in love along the way. It’s a selkie au idk what else you want from me

12. I’m accepting my fate: Princess Bride AU. It’s the Princess Bride but with Greenflower idk what else I can say here

13. Thumbelina au. Technically crack but knowing me I’ll be thinking about it for a while so. Here. Thumbelina Greenflower whatever

14. Bedrock. A random Steven Universe au that hasn’t left me alone for over 3 years but I will literally never write. I go insane making up Gem culture and religion and a whole war doing a societal reformation- I was crazy. I’m still crazy. Don’t ever think I’m not crazy

15. The Thing About Mom. Another Steven Universe au where Lars died during the Gem war on earth and Rose brought him back as a pink zombie. He and Steven meet and become brothers

16. (Jfc-) okay Full Diamond AU where Steven is raised on Homeworld as Pink Diamond, and utterly spoiled but ultimately trapped just like his mom was. For his birthday - or whatever the equivalent is on Homeworld - he’s given a very special present: a human named “Con-nie”. Who is. Less than pleased.

I’m. I’m insane. I have a lot of AUs. I have too many aus. These are just the ones I actively think about. I’ll answer asks about any one of these I love them so much you don’t UNDERSTAND

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DR AU where instead of waiting alone in the monastery until Kai shows up Lloyd takes a cool motorcycle and drives off to find everyone himself and ends up meeting a ton of the one-off/minor/side characters like Benthomaar, Vania, Akita, etc

They have elemental powers btw. Brad gets plants, Benthomaar gets idk surface tension etc

DR AU where instead of waiting alone in the monastery until Kai shows up Lloyd takes a cool motorcycle and drives off to find everyone himself and ends up meeting a ton of the one-off/minor/side characters like Benthomaar, Vania, Akita, etc

I think about this a lot, but I don’t think I ever actually told you about it.

I hope you know that the only reason I’m so active on tumblr is you.

Like, I made an account jaybe 2-3 years ago

but I only came on here once or twice every six months, and that’s not even an exaggeration

your author note on TKaL that said you made chapter memes had me logging back into my tumblr account to see them.

and then I saw your blog. The first blog I had seen in ages. And idk if it was the aggressive friendliness (that’s a good thing btw), or the hilarious memes, or a combination of it, or maybe even something else entirely

but something made me want to stay;

something made me want to interact.

So I did.

and you were super kind and welcoming to me. And then so was @mother-spore-missa and @flirty-anon.

and I am so, so glad that I interacted, because otherwise I wouldn’t get to be friends with you and our awesome mutual circle

(and the other mutual circles I accidentally invaded a little—I SWEAR IDK HOW IT HAPPENED BUT IT DID—)

And I am so, so happy that I get to be apart of this.

People like you are the reason others choose to comment, or leave kudos, or show some form of support to others. We need more people like you in the world.

Thank you, for inspiring me to interact. I am so much happier for it!

(Sorry, ik I rambled for a bit there lol. Also, the ‘jaybe’ was a typo but I left it in because I thought it was funny. But anyways yeah—thank you so much, for all your kind words and friendliness. It does make a difference, and you deserve to know it does :D)

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D’AWWWWWWWW

fr you, Missa and flirty anon are the top reasons I even write as much as I do I don’t think I’d be half as motivated without yall 😭

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@mother-spore-missa @flirty-anon @highbookwormofthecentury @renesr3ses + anyone else who sees this y’all send me your best Greenflower/lyrical fantasy songs I’m making a sword and shield playlist thx 🫶

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ME YK I LOVE GIVING YOU SONGS

Suneater - Leanna Firestone

Hey Lover - Wabie

Habits - Genevieve Stokes

Lover (take me to the moon) - Madilyn Gilbert

At The Cemetery - Madilyn Mei

Love Like You - Steven Universe

O sol e a lua - Pequeno Cidadão

Raincoat - Chloe Ho

If I Could Ride A Bike - Chevy

As It Was - Harry Styles

Apollo - Faith Zapata

Strawberry Blonde - Chloe Moriondo

Strawberry - Sabrina Song

Let's B Goblins - Ratwyfe

At My Back - Madds Buckley

Purple Flowers - Ande Estrella

Embers - Beetlebug

A Shitty Gay Song About You - Ezra

Red Clay - The Crane Wives

Love Me Anyway - Chappell Roan

Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart - Steven Universe

1000 Light Years Away - Slime Rancher

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again - EPIC

Time Will Change You - The Crane Wives

let me know if you need more :)

Missa I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me

oh I see how it is

Missa reblogs and you reply

other people comment singular songs and you reply

but I make a comment with a list of songs and I get nothing.

do you even love me at all? 😔/silly

I SWEAR I SAW IT DAMN

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Y’know the crazy part about The Graveyard Shift (aside from the Everything) is that Lloyd is bisexual. Harumi did not have to impersonate a completely different person if she wanted to pull off her fake-dating plot she literally could’ve just decided they were ‘dating’ and Lloyd would be down

Y’know the crazy part about The Graveyard Shift (aside from the Everything) is that Lloyd is bisexual. Harumi did not have to impersonate a completely different person if she wanted to pull off her fake-dating plot she literally could’ve just decided they were ‘dating’ and Lloyd would be down

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