𝓕𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓵 Atlas

"You have a lot of venom inside you." "Well I am a green dragon hybrid so that's to be expected." "That's the problem. You haven't used any, so now you have a buildup, and it might cause an infection in your venom ducts—or worse."

my last polaroid of 2020

If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again

You've been chosen as this decade's sacrifice to the Forest God. Everyone believes the sacrifices are simply eaten. You learned the truth—and know why no one wants to return to the village.

The adventuring party is now fully convinced that a cast-iron frying pan with a fire enchantment is the most versatile piece of equipment they can use.

autistic girl canon event is reading lotf in grade 6 (and then in grade 9 again) and attaching yourself and relating to simon on a primordial level

"But father, she saved my life and I love her," said the princess to the king.

"My child, I don't think you quite understand my gripes with this arrangement," turning to look at the absolutely FERAL heroine who was currently gnawing on a monster bone twice her size.

odysseus and diomedes would be terrible coworkers. the office mean girls who hate their jobs, are overqualified, and only like each other

pictured: ody and diomedes plotting palamedes’ death