It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

send me an ask with a fake title and ill tell you what that would prompt me to write!!

world's okayest backseat driver

Vincent and Max <333333 they're so blorbo actually

Can't believe there have been only TWO Evil Tom Cruises in this world and one of them is this Hot Terminator while the other one is Fuckass Lestat.

Call that range tbh.

“We’re almost…At the next stop”

harrasses his cab driver until he falls in love with him the movie dot mpfour

trying to find my footing with this art style, the neo noir aesthetic is so yummy so im working on imitating the movie's look...

added viktor's eyepatch...woops

screenshot redraw!

Collateral(2004)

Yk what I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

So, an irl/Instagram art friend of mine decided to doodle my power-up design for Marah from the Ninja Storm AU, Materia Prima. It might not be colored but man his take on the design is so cool...

Just imagine when I finished Kapri's and how he’ll interpret it

@lordkingsmith @augment-techs @themundanemudperson @infinitysgrace

Brigitte Bardot (24 years old) and Jean Gabin  1958  in “LOVE IS MY PROFESSION”

i hated that "all men think about is the Roman empire" meme bc like, literally all of the Latinists I know are women who talk about Roman senators like they're members of a boy band.

"Roman empire is a male interest" you would not believe the shit bitches are saying about Marcus Tullius Cicero.

odysseus and diomedes would be terrible coworkers. the office mean girls who hate their jobs, are overqualified, and only like each other

pictured: ody and diomedes plotting palamedes’ death

edit as you write. use adverbs. use said. outline. or don’t. plot it. pants it. make a mary sue. who cares! just write whatever makes you happy. that’s all this is about. be happy in what you make.

Frank Frazetta

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.