endless escalation protocol

so Talented…

via

‘Homo sum’ in Latin: ‘I am a human being’

‘Homo sum’ in Polish:

reblogging because this post has been released from horny jail after 6 years (the review took 3 minutes i just never bothered to appeal before today)

Time to flip over the sausages

cat living in a radio station

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

(source)

wheres he going……

I reblogged this like…ten minutes ago. How did you do that

This is absolutely delightful, and would have been the bonsai related apex of my year if it weren’t for the fact that earlier today, while googling what to do about my very very strong baby ficus boy literally cracking his pot into four pieces overnight with the sheer vigor of his roots, I discovered another actively hilarious bonsai tree.

You… you guys wanna see it?

source

Pikachu moving his ears ⚡️

you can do it, magikarp!

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

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BABY NEED KNIFE.

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

A classic 🍋

he won

hit it, Neil!