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madison/maddie/max, she/her, 20s.

I wouldn't say thiollier is unaware of the genre he's in necessarily, he does about as well in the circumstances as anyone like that could be expected to, but he is definitely an otome LI who accidentally ended up in Berserk

reading "smile for me, and only me" in elden ring is basically the otome boy equivalent of hearing an escaped exotic bird's cry while out on a walk

oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

look at this shit man

The baseball meta build has changed from DEX to STR. We're about to start seeing people hitting home runs with the guts greatsword and the brick hammer. Showing up to the league lookin like this:

cruel and FUCKED UP that i have to go to work instead of staying home and building HGUC Juaggu

Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:

Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless

Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries

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