Playing some old RPG
compelled me
When a character is the saddest man alive it's your responsibility to make him the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
Estrogen may or may not fix her but you have to try
I wouldn't say thiollier is unaware of the genre he's in necessarily, he does about as well in the circumstances as anyone like that could be expected to, but he is definitely an otome LI who accidentally ended up in Berserk
reading "smile for me, and only me" in elden ring is basically the otome boy equivalent of hearing an escaped exotic bird's cry while out on a walk
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Harpia pudica - The modest harpy
oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??
look at this shit man
The baseball meta build has changed from DEX to STR. We're about to start seeing people hitting home runs with the guts greatsword and the brick hammer. Showing up to the league lookin like this:
Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:
Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless
Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries
literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going