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nerdadventcal

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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lucianite

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

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queerrobbiereyes

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

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thecrazyfereldan

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

He W H A T

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painting of Martin Luther nailing his 69 theses to the door of the Tumblr offices, 2018, colorized

I’ve been thinking about it and so when people hunt ghosts in the dark and they can’t see shit like that probably means ghosts can’t see shit in the dark either unless they get like special night vision when they die…but like what if all those bumps people hear when ghost hunting is just ghosts running into shit cuz they can’t see

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

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