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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Just quit my corporate job with no backup, so 🤷‍♀️ please let the good vibes channel into an amazing opportunity!!

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?

i didnt know people were insecure about their eye colour until i came on this website

hey man is everything all right at home ?

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

maybe they will take a lichen to each other

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

ig: nathan.head 

Adam Driver (the actor) and I had a lightsaber battle with plastic lightsabers outside a Megaplex and he was making laser sounds with his mouth.

anyways I just want as many people as possible to see this image

Green line is handling things well today

Official Post of Massachusetts

I have strong opinions regarding the walrus/fairy poll

In all fairness the original poll wasn’t asking “which outcome would be more likely”, it was asking “which outcome would be more surprising”.

And yes on one level those SEEM like they should be the same question, but actually one is a question of objective statistics and the other is a question of human heuristics.

In short it’s cognitively easier to reconcile “fairies are real” than it is to contend with “there is a walrus somewhere that a walrus Should Not Be” because our mental representation of fairies is pretty flexible, so it’s easily reevaluated. Meanwhile our mental representation of walruses is very well-defined and contains a lot of small rules like “do not live here” or “physically cannot knock on doors, and would not know to do so”—and resolving that many broken rules is just cognitively overwhelming for humans.

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

I was in my house with my mom, when we saw a helicopter fly up just like a meter from the ceiling window (which was strangely huge btw). I tried to take a closer look to find out what’s going on and I realised that the pilot was Elon Musk. He was stalking me.

It’s Important to Set Priorities! 🛌