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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.
He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.
"you're still angry with me?" sukuna asks, arms folded across his chest.
"that depends," you respond from your spot on the couch, not even sparing him a glance. "are you still an asshole?"
his eye twitches in annoyance and he moves across the room, his tall stature now looming over you. "wasn't me being an asshole part of the deal?"
"if by deal you mean relationship, sure, but there are limits."
he huffs, plopping down beside you dramatically. the couch creaks in protest beneath his sudden weight.
"and saying your favorite anime character is annoying.. that's where the limit lies?" he presses, sounding exasperated.
"first of all, he's not even necessarily my favorite. second of all, i kin him. do you know what that means?"
realization crosses his features, followed quickly by vexation.
"gods," he laments, head falling into his hands. "i do know what that means. what have you done to me?"
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Anonymous asked:
what if no one even knows ukai has a girlfriend, let alone a pregnant one
gfdsjkal;sfd they dont know until he’s got a baby on his hip one day and they’re like? who’s this? why are you babysitting??
and he’s like? this is my daughter?
stop he has to watch the kid during a game and he has has her curled into his chest... the baby has lil ear muffs and a baggie of cheerios
every time the baby babbles and points he very seriously goes “you heard the lady”
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steal my girl — gojo satoru
synopsis. the time gojo and megumi decided to crash your date.
contents. fluff, lovesick!gojo roping megumi into his loser activities, timeskips, tw sappy
notes. this drabble has been rotting in my brain for over a year. finally wrote it!
“I’m going on a date.”
It only took five simple words from you to make the world’s strongest jujutsu sorcerer drop to his knees. For the first time in his life, Gojo could swear he was experiencing shortness of breath. And was it just him, or were the walls closing in?
“What?” The word leaves his mouth like a demand rather than a question. He’s trying so hard not to overreact, but your overjoyed face makes it nearly impossible not to succumb to the ugly green monster clawing at his insides.
“Well,” you push his shoulder playfully. “Don’t act so surprised. You’re not the only one that pulls.”
“Don’t I know it,” Gojo mutters under his breath, eye twitching. Don’t you know how hard he works to deter any suitors vying for your attention when the two of you are out? He’s practically a rabid dog growling at anyone who so much as breathes in your direction.
Hell, even Shoko once mentioned to him something about being a “registered pervert” at most establishments you frequent together.
Not his finest moments.
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me when i listen to music
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heartstrings — gojo satoru
- established relationship (married life), f!reader, you pull the cheating prank on him but he gets really upset, hurt/comfort, not proofread, dividers by @/cafekitsune
satoru is always the mastermind behind pranks, especially on april fools’. however, this year you’re determined to turn the tables and teach him a lesson. you craft the perfect prank, but the joke takes an unexpected turn…
your sweet and loving husband, gojo satoru, was quite the little troublemaker.
he thrived on having fun and pulling pranks, and as his wife, you were often the target of his mischievous antics.
naturally, april fools’ day was his time to shine even more, and he went all out with his tricks. even though you knew it was coming, you always found yourself falling for his pranks, no matter how prepared you thought you were.
but you told yourself, this year was going to be different. this year, you were determined. for the first time, you were going to outwit him, teach him a lesson.
quiet and unassuming
astarion x reader summary: you believe astarion is only interested in you for sex, when in reality, that's the farthest thing from the truth w/c: ~700 tags: hurt/comfort. misunderstanding. mentions of sex. reader starts to cry when astarion initiates, but they obvs do not continue. pet names. no use of y/n. gender neutral. race/class neutral. it's implied gale and shadowheart are interested in reader. happy ending. bg3 masterlist
astarion has never been in a relationship before. well, maybe relationship isn't the right word, but whatever it is going on between the two of you... it's entirely new to him.
for the most part, he's rather partial to the experience. he likes that you seem genuinely interested in the things he has to say. he likes that he doesn't always go to sleep alone. he likes the way you smile at him with fondness dancing in your eyes.
what he doesn't like, however, is the feeling that bubbles up in his chest when he sees you talking to gale or shadowheart. he doesn't like the way they look at you. he doesn't like their lingering touches. and he certainly doesn't like how oblivious you seem to it all.