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@awigglycultist

Cameron, Chloe, Crispin, Joseph; She/They/He; 19; Ted Spankoffski stan; header by @blueskiesandstarrynights

Being forced to make a new intro post bc I accidentally unpinned the last one and can't find it now

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*but I still drew it beige anyway because I liked it more

due to the fact pete is played by three different actors throughout his existence i like to think that's just A Thing. Pete Spankoffski is always a little nerd who drinks hot chocolate and has low blood sugar and is Ted's little brother, but he looks different in like every universe. No one else does, everyone else looks the same except Pete, he's the outlier and for literally no reason too, he's just Like That

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

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I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

pro tip: if someone walks in on corpse in your cabin, explain that you were just trying to lick someone's teeth

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