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the only law of this land is my whim

*sees a mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees a different mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees yet another mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶

people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago

Bringing this out of the tags:

A fic written 2 years ago is NOT OLD. Two years is nothing. Two years ago was yesterday.

Also I don't care if a fic is 10 years old. Leave those comments!! Even if you think the author isn't active, or moved on from the fandom, I promise you it will make them smile.

I commented on a fic that was 11 years old, and there was already a response by the time I got up the next morning. Comment on the fics, please, comment on them, I promise it'll make the author's day either way

I got a comment on a fic of mine this week that just read "TWO THOUSAND AND NINE?"

I replied to it within seconds, of course. someone commented on my fic

(transcript: Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.)

“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

Whenever someone asks me why I like that much Dick and Clark's uncle-nephew relationship, or why I think Clark is also another father to Dick just like Bruce, I just have to show these pictures:

Jason: “I’m NOTHING like Bruce, okay? We’re not even that similar. That’s all in your head.”

Dick, perched on Jason’s couch watching him gear up, sipping a Batburger shake: “so you’re NOT about to go deal with your emotions by going out on patrol and beating people up?”

Jason: *sets down the brass knuckles he was just holding* *stares off into the distance*

Jason: “These are just…for my — look, I don’t like your fucking tone, Richard.”

SON OF SUN AND KNIGHT OF NIGHT (2016) directed by Zack Snyder | written by Chris Terrio & David S. Goyer ››› Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne / The Batman ››› Henry Cavill as Clark Kent / Superman

the layers to this diss just get me sometime. the layers!!

  • Bruce is straight up calling Superman a freak, on the record, to a Metropolis reporter. Metropolis, AKA Superman’s city.
  • And not just a freak! A freak dressed like a clown
  • He’s also clearly calling Superman a clown
  • He’s also drawing the obvious connection between Gotham’s most famous freakish clown (Joker) and Superman BUT
  • He’s also implying that Gotham City has a particular aversion to freakish clowns, i.e., also implying (since Metropolis is mentioned right before this) that Metropolis doesn’t, or at least doesn’t take them as seriously as they should
  • IN OTHER WORDS, not only do you, Clark Kent of Metropolis stan a hero who 1) dresses like a clown 2) is a freak 3) reminds me of Joker, your whimp-ass little town doesn’t even know what it’s talking about when it comes to freaks dressed like clowns
  • GOTHAM KNOWS CLOWNS WHEN IT SEES THEM
  • Superman is a clown, according to Bruce Wayne, one of the most famous Gothamites of all time
  • AND HE IS SAYING THIS DIRECTLY TO SUPERMAN’S FACE
  • HE IS CALLING SUPERMAN A WEAK ASS KNOCKOFF FREAK CLOWN THAT WISHES IT WAS AS BAD AS JOKER DIRECTLY TO SUPERMAN’S FACE

Don’t forget how in the second GIF he’s sizing up clark. His face says “i said what I said, i know who you are” and also a little bit of “what are you gonna do about it 😏”

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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