Maxiel and shotgunning or Nortrell and somnophilia 🥺 or both if u feel so inclined but i will be happy with whatever you offer me <3

I feel like Daniel would def cry during sex. Besides me finding his big eyes super pretty and wanting them in tears😈😈 I feel like he’s just the type to do it.

I remember reading an interview where he said that he used cry whenever he went into the gravel as a kid and attributing it to feelings of shame and embarrassment. There’s also been times when Daniel’s on the podium where you can tell just how hard he’s trying to keep the tears at bay.

So while he mostly succeeds in not crying now that he’s grown I feel like during the most overwhelming parts of sex he couldn’t help it

The great thing about maxiel is I can absolutely imagine either of them sobbing their way through some missionary. Just overwhelmed by the magnitude of it they’re like I have Loved You For Ten Years Your Name Is Engraved In My Soul. Theres too much emotion. And you’re right Daniel absolutely cries so then max very decidedly Does Not Cry he swallows and blinks and doesn’t talk because he’s busy Not Crying At All à la “good. Very nice” reaction to Daniel’s congrats on 4th championship video

why is this interview so ...Like That?? sorry but im losing my mind here

https://youtu.be/cYeGZ1aF5w8

please NEVER apologize for sending asks, especially one as CRUCIAL and INSANE as this fucking interview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like. starts out great with daniel's thighs extremely out. max so PLEASED with himself for knowing daniel's favorite city!!! stupid jokes about the shit they get up to sounds like ur getting drunk n jerking each other off to ME

and then we get to the real meat of the interview, which is where this very weird interviewer tries his damn hardest to get these two men to tell him and the camera about their sex life. which, as a lover of discomfort and thinking abt their sex lives, i do appreciate, but as a lover of boundaries and healthy workplaces, u r like bro maybe chill. SO WE START OUT STRONG, with max SHAKIGN HIS HEAD to are u single and daniel NODDING and then CHANGING HIS ANSWER WHILE HE'S LOOKING AT MAX????????? like that's?????? what's happening????? max saying "really??" with an unhappy little scrunch of his nose about daniel saying he's "more or less" single??? what is happening???? here???? lots of WEIRD UNCOMFORTABLE LAUGHTER???? like what am i supposed to think about this my buds!! it's insane!!!!!!!!!!! max saying "im -- im being honest," then looking at daniel and cracking up???? like. sorry but the VIBES are WEIRD AS HELL. and then max says all offended "who says i have a girlfriend???" and it's like max......you did??? that was the implication??? this video is trying to turn me into a l**** and i WILL resist but like i wish it wouldn't. also max will make jokes and then WAIT for daniel to laugh and once he does max laughs his stupid delighted laugh too!!!

and then them just like desperately trying to explain to this man that when they go to cities all they are doing are their very intense jobs as he refuses to accept that??? and then max just lists off TINDER, GRINDR, BUMBLE, HAPPN, and then i black out for 1000 years imagining max's extremely carefully anonymized grindr profile where he sexts with gross guys LOL haha sorry all. daniel STARING AT THE CAMERA IN SHOCKED LAUGHTER JUST GOING AHHHHHHHHH LOOKING AROUND FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT W!! TRYING TO CONFIRM THAT REALLY HAPPENED!!!

max and daniel talking about how they like to MEET PEOPLE GENUINELY!!! max describing a date while daniel just smiles at him!!! do u bitches watch movies together gross!!! following up the question w HOW MUCH OLDER DANIEL IS!!!!!!! MAX KNOWS!!!!!!!!!! do u teach him things? "in driving...no...just how to look after a woman." sorry but they HAVE had a threesome it's just a fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best sex of max's life couldn't stop looking at daniel!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then daniel says "he's experimenting more than me actually" and im like again i am TRYING to be CHILL and ur making it HARD FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAX TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO MEET PEOPLE IN COINCIDENCE....THAT'S MORE FUN......U ROMANTIC BITCH LOOKING FOR A SERENDIPITOUS MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS UR TEAMMATE AND BEST FRIEND WHO U'VE IDOLIZED SINCE U WERE A TEEN COINCIDENCE ENOUGH????

i love this man saying "you are twenty you cannot drink all around the world" and daniel's just UNCOMFORTABLE LITTLE YIKES FACE. LOOKING AWAY. DOESN'T LOVE THIS CONVERSATION MAKES HIM FEEL P BAD. as someone who did have some fake id shennanigans on my first date w grace (i was almost 21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) it's a rough time lmao. daniel trying to reflex flirt with this terrible interviewer and max stopping smiling for the first time in the entire video!!!!!!! max accusatorily "ARE YOU MARRIED" not SMILIGN at his JOKE ABOUT SOMETIMES SAYING HE'S MARRIED SOMETIMES HE'S SINGLE!!!!!!!!!! GET UR HANDS OFF MY MAN U BITCH!! daniel making him smile for real again by throwing a pen cap at him!!! love the absolute discomfort of the cap god bless them for some reason keeping that in there

anyway hope u all enjoyed this edition of Close Readings of Insane Maxiel Videos with Emmy