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@azzandra / azzandra.tumblr.com

30-something from Romania. You can call me Andy or Azzy, she/they. I am also Azzandra on Ao3, where you can read both my fanfic and original fiction.
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You seem to have stumbled upon my blog!

If you’ve been lured here by some weird quip I’ve made on a reblog or by one of my unexpectedly popular posts going around again, I’m happy to provide you with more entertainment!

  • Want something to reblog? Here are some of my greatest hits!

T’Pen and Marmalade - a Vulcan adopts a cat - with reblog additions! - another long version - the one that also includes Sivok

WIP I never wrote about a dragon adopting a human

Alien gender metaphor

The one about the alien worms (made before the Dune movie came out, even)

  • Want more of my fiction writing? 

Happy news! I have an Ao3. My fanfic is also under Azzandra, and my original fiction is now under Whydah

I have written for a bunch of fandoms over the course of the years, included but not limited to Girl Genius, Homestuck, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Dishonored, and most recently Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System.

  • Want to see some stuff I’ve reblogged? Here are some of my regularly used tags:

swellegant - for clothing and outfits I find interesting to look at

places - for places I find interesting to look at

pretty things - for accessories and furniture I find interesting to look at. Objects in general.

*shrug emoji* - this is the tag I use for posts where I just talk. About stuff. Any kind of stuff.

game blather - video game observations, observational humor, and opinions. 

writing blather - talking about writing in general, or about stuff I’m writing in particular. If I post a link to some new story or update, I will sometimes also use this tag

dream journaling for fun and profit - posts about some of the more entertaining or compelling dreams I’ve had

  • Okay but what am I up to these days?

I’m trying to work more on my original fiction. Recent things I’ve been posting includes Missed and Begotten, a slice-of-life fantasy story with a focus on worldbuilding, and a main character who’s cranky on main but keeps getting put into Situations.

  • Well, that’s cool for me, maybe but you’re not interested in that.

That’s okay, I have more exciting stuff for you in that case!

[Like what I do? You can buy me a coffee]

ADDITIONALLY!

I have now also published an ebook!

For details, you can check this post.

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Reblogged oddeyesight
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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

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Reblogged vaspider
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I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

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Reblogged iztarshi
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highblood: and why the fuck should i let you tell me not to kill people

lowblood whos about to invent moirallegiance: oh, havent you heard?

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I have no idea what this is referencing but this is definitely the plot to Nietzche’s Genealogy of Morals

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Reblogged cum-villain
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Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

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someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer

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If you ever feel bad about how clumsy you are, you can feel better knowing that at least you didn't fail at frying an egg as spectacularly as I did today.

I have literally never fucked up an egg so much in my life. Just cracked the egg, tried to pry open the shell over the hot pan, and the whole shell just fucking exploded into shards in every direction, but especially in the pan, where it makes the oil crackle and throw hot gobs at me.

So I'm standing there with my fucking thumbs inside whatever membrane is just past the egg shell, egg white trickling out over the shell bits, getting the my hands sprayed with hot oil as I'm trying to coax the fucking egg yolk out and into a corner of the pan not yet covered by egg shell shrapnel, and after I finally get the mangled yolk in, I get a spoon and try to pick up the shell bits.

Halfway through this task, the egg burns, so I had to throw it out anyway.

Most harrowing five minutes of my life.

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shaking your hand. yesterday I was in the grocery to buy eggs and opened the container to check them for cracked ones. Somehow, in opening the container, I caused an egg to fly out and crack on the floor on my foot, soaking my shoe and sock beneath in egg yolk immediately and requiring me to buy the rest of the egg carton out of pure shame

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It's like revenge of the eggs out there. Stay safe, everyone.

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If you ever feel bad about how clumsy you are, you can feel better knowing that at least you didn't fail at frying an egg as spectacularly as I did today.

I have literally never fucked up an egg so much in my life. Just cracked the egg, tried to pry open the shell over the hot pan, and the whole shell just fucking exploded into shards in every direction, but especially in the pan, where it makes the oil crackle and throw hot gobs at me.

So I'm standing there with my fucking thumbs inside whatever membrane is just past the egg shell, egg white trickling out over the shell bits, getting my hands sprayed with hot oil as I'm trying to coax the fucking egg yolk out and into a corner of the pan not yet covered by egg shell shrapnel, and after I finally get the mangled yolk in, I get a spoon and try to pick up the shell bits.

Halfway through this task, the egg burns, so I had to throw it out anyway.

Most harrowing five minutes of my life.

#*shrug emoji*#if you're gonna be like 'oh that's why you need to crack the egg into a separate bowl first'#or 'hey actually this is how to properly crack an egg'#I'm gonna stop you there. I intend to learn nothing from this and I will not change my behavior in any way
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Reblogged tanoraqui
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listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

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look at this shit.

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