about owner

NAME whatever u want to call me

AGE 1000 maybe 10000

PRONOUNS write a distinct set of pronouns on each face of a six sided die and roll

DISCLAIMERS blog founded when i was extremely sleep deprived and probably more annoying than now. I do not agree with anything i reblog. IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME. YOU DON'T

do not interact with my reblogs unless you understand you are commiting an act of cyberpsychic warfare

do not follow me unless you know what ReBoot (1994) is

TAGGING SYSTEM is GARBAGE this will not change

i have NO ORIGINAL IDEAS. everything i do is about as authentic as it would be were it procedurally generated. i SCRAPE DATA from the CLOVEN HOOVES of the COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUS and cook it into VERY 50's HOUSEWIFE terrine OLIVES PINEAPPLES EVERYTHING. it is UNETHICAL for me to make original posts. i am also NEUROTYPICAL so it is ok to beat me with hammers. i am sexually fascinated by the louie character; attempts to repress this have led me down a dark and twisted path and i can no longer deny it. proceed