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and in the spring i shed my skin

@badlandr / badlandr.tumblr.com

j, aquarius, writer + bisexual drunk. ♡ unhealthily attached to ellie/abby ♡ c'est la pleine lune ce soir, and I am left unsupervised. previously arkhangelsks (i've lost access to the account oops)
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they shoot huckleberries, don’t they? | a female!geralt / female!jaskier mix

[ spotify ] - there are additional tracks in the playlist… i just couldn’t be bothered to type them all.

thanks to ao3 i am now criminally obsessed with genderbent witcher fic, but tbf these pieces of music also work for a more canon geralt and jaskier rolling about the countryside. 
[ shameless self promotion but the fic i’m writing to this mix is here ]
#reblogging my old account#fanmix#the witcher#geraskier
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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don't bite me!
the dog: I'm at work! I'm doing so good at being at work! I'm barking because my handler gave the sign 'bark'! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I'd make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn't enjoying it! I'm barking!
#i think of this every time theres a dog in a movie
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ppl be like "im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties" literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling's drug of choice is transmisogyny

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