Whoever wrote that Vanguard message did so with shaking hands, between sobs & swigs of bourbon straight from the bottle.

They're right, though. Now is exactly the wrong time to make dramatic investment moves. Everybody's shit is doing the same thing; unless you need your retirement money in the next twelve months or whatever, you're better off leaving it alone and waiting for the eventual correction. Like, this is not a comforting lie, this is good advice!

Adultier adult here, having had to talk to my retirement management people earlier this week. (I hate it. It's useless. But I told them to divest me from anything that holds TSLA in the portfolio/fund because Elon is an asshole and the company's financials are shit.)

This week has caused about three percent (3%) of my 401(k) to vanish.

And that's okay.

I can't touch that money without a tax penalty (or emergency) until the 2030's. It's not paying for cat food or keeping my electricity on. This is a privilege not everyone enjoys (yet).

If you're in a position to have any kind of investments, don't do anything rash and/or bananas with important chunks of money. (My financial guy gave me this advice, too. I specifically asked about cashing out the whole fucking thing.)

TUMBLR'S AGING USERBASE

pushing in the syringe while looking her dead in the eyes gave levels of eroticism tv has desperately needed

― THE PITT 1.11 | "5:00 PM" (2025)

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.

!!!

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY 2016 | dir. Gareth Edwards

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Now I need to do set 2 (hewn city and windhaven) before tackling the rest of the courts!

I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're going to talk about the delicate yet planet-shattering love that Rhysand's had for Feyre since the very first book and how they were endgame since 2009 that they created the concept of books where there are characters like them yet not fully so and the entire concept of "morally grey tattoed shadow daddy" basically came from Rhys but the people in its own fandom think its fun to hate on feysand as if they don't literally dominate romantasy and created the concept of it. Acotar is known to be the first of the romamtasy genre, feysand are the first romamtasy couple and it'll always remain so.

"Ever wonder why your patient satisfaction scores are in the toilet?" "Mhm-hmm. Always appreciate your support." THE PITT (2025– )

if anyone is ever mean to her ever again i won’t respond for my actions

Melissa King & Frank Langdon THE PITT 1.03 - 9:00 A.M.

RIVALS (2024)

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)