its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

writers whenever they’re starting a new fic: I have these ✨ vibes ✨ now I’ll have to build an entire plot and write an entire fic about those vibes

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

[ The Witch from Mercury OP 1: Shukufuku by YOASOBI || The Witch from Mercury OP 2: slash by yama ]

Oh no they've been turned into a sticker page

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

more fulfilled sketch requests! :D

what the fuck ever

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

what they didn't tell you about love is that it will find its way back safely to you

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself