why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

learning new things about the german rail system today

when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like "the mechanics of turtle migration" with kudos in the low hundreds yk it's gonna hit

i genuinely think boats are such good places to set a story because it automatically gives you a set of really interesting circumstances -- boats are transitory, you are not meant to stay on them forever, there is an automatic assumption of ending up somewhere different from where you started...characters are forced into close proximity, stakes are higher, etc. boats also just look cool, so that's always a plus

S.O.S

Fandom: 9-1-1

Relationship: Buck/Eddie

Tags: Getting together, Depictions of emergencies/injuries consistent with the content of the show, Alcohol, Explicit Sexual Content, Post-Season 7

Word Count: 27,333

Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Eddie had been through way too much in his life to call what was going on with him now a "crisis." It felt stupid even thinking like that. He was fine, just fine. Yeah, his kid had fled the state. Yeah, he was exploding at his best friend for no reason. Yeah, it was impossible to think about the future without feeling like he was swaying in the wind at the cliff's edge. But that was just life. He couldn't be in crisis, not Eddie.

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