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goodbye
thank you everyone for an amazing three years. i'll forever be grateful of the love i recieved through this blog and the amazing friends i've made. i'm now returning to my old blog, if you wish to follow i'll be under the name: @unprofessional-inhumanbeing where i will more thank likely just be shit posting, not much writing.
my ao3 will still be up, it is under a new name of underthebigdipper, what will i post? who knows. but that is the new name of my account.
i've turned off my askbox and submissions for this blog
thank you all once again.
with much love,
dip <3
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welcome to wizard city, young wizard. here you can explore and learn to control your magic through the schools of ravenwood
or in other words: fuck harry potter aus
the art of balance in magic is harmony, finding equality. all things deserve consideration, and there may be many answers to a single question
pairing - ta!seokjin x transfer student!reader
genre - fluff
summary - looking to further advance in your secondary school, you transfer over to krokotopia. there you meet your handsome houser, seokjin
ice magic is all about persistence, slow but steady progression and advancement, like the great glaciers forever sliding across the landscape
pairing - class rival!yoongi x teachers pet!reader
genre - fluff
summary - tired of yoongi constantly one upping you, you finally snap, challenging him to a duel… in the middle of class. only in the afterwards of your mutual destruction of the classroom do you learn that maybe, just maybe, he’s not as bad as you thought
storm magic is all about creativity. it represents that flash of insight or the spark of inspiration that makes you yell, “eureka!” it is about the pleasure of catching lightning in a bottle
pairing - wizard!hoseok x quester!reader
genre - fluff
summary - needing to refuel, you stop by the fair grounds, only you suck at all the games. thank the spiral that an attrative storm student offers to help
life is spirit, the force of awareness and existence. it is about constant growth and movement
pairing - tutor!namjoon x neurodivergent!reader
genre - fluff
summary - namjoon likes to think he’s the embodiment of the perfect example of a theurgists: positive and enthusiastic. however when his professor asks him to help tutor one of her secondary students, only then is that pushed to the limit
death is finality, the study of the corporeal. all things pass eventually, and time cannot be held back forever
pairing - quester!jimin x new student!reader
genre - fluff
summary - since everything that’s happened as of late in wizard city, jimin could say that nothing really surprises him anymore. but when he meets you, a novice throwing yourself head first into battle with no experience whatsoever, he will be the first to admit otherwise
myth is imagination. the power of the mind, and everything it can create, drives the myth arts. it is illusion, dreams made real. if you can conceive it, you can bring it forth, bring it to life
pairing - pet trainer!taehyung x pet owner!reader
genre - fluff
summary - after receiving a ghost egg as a reward from a quest, you go looking to help get it hatched. but instead of finding the doctor, you find his assistant
fire is passion, the bright, burning flame of raw emotion sweeping over everything. tempestuous, quick to anger, and consumed by whatever drives them at that moment
pairing - new student!jungkook x wizard!reader
genre - fluff
summary - your professor assigns you to look after and help get the new kid, jungkook, settled in. you’d think it be easy, but he’s nothing like any of the other students
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in honor of halloween, i created some little short ghost stories for bangtan.
content warning: some stories will have referenced/implied murder and suicide, so please read with caution.
pairing - gardener!namjoon x ghost!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - there’s something buried in namjoon’s garden, he doesn’t know what else to do but maybe provide a bit of consolation
pairing - stoner!seokjin x ghost!reader
genre - fluff, slight angst
summary - if there’s anything seokjin loves to do at a party, it’s to talk to people. but what happens when he talks to someone he doesn’t know is there?
pairing - writer!yoongi x ghost!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - up later than he usually is, yoongi is stuck staring at an empty document, trying to write. a little glass of wine shouldn’t help to get the creative juices flowing, right?
pairing - ghost!hoseok x taxi driver!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - for some reason, your boss told you never to pick up riders after midnight. maybe you’ll figure it out when you pick up a man who only asks to take him home
pairing - ghost!jimin x single mother!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - imaginary friends aren’t uncommon for kids your daughter’s age. but there’s something unsettling about her new imaginary friend jimin, who she claims lives in the bathroom
pairing - ghost!taehyung x psychic!reader
genre - fluff, angst
summary - reading hundred year old unsent love letters feels bittersweet, especially so when the writer is standing behind you, telling you even more about the letters
pairing - ghost!jungkook x ghost hunter!reader
genre - humor, angst
summary - if there’s anything jungkook hates more than being dead, it’s ghost hunters who won’t let him spend his afterlife in peace
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drabble marathon masterlist
challenge: complete 30 drabble prompts by june 13th, 2021
all prompts provided by @btsghostiewritersnet
completed may 25th, 2021
© copyright bangtanloverboys, all rights reserved. no translation or reposting allowed
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groovy baby // jjk
summary - jeongguk powers, internatinal man of mystery, is here to save the day. but you sure as hell ain’t having it with him
pairing - jungkook x female!reader
genre - crack/humor, smut; austin powers au
word count - 7.9k
warnings - crack that is literally taken seriously, absolute insanity, some 1960s lingo, austin powers references, jungkook being a cheeky bastard, flirty jungkook, swedish made penis milker that definitely doesn’t belong to jungkook, yoongi has one eye, gambling, bald kim seokjin, there is a plot that ends with porn, dom/sub dymanics, margret thatcher mention, sub!jk, dom!reader, whiny jungkook, edging, hand job, unprotected sex
author’s note - happy birthday to my dearest friend @jeonstudios behold the thing you have been fearing waiting for since i proposed the idea. it took me a year to do it, but it’s finally here. you’re welcome. hope you enjoy (also this wont make a lick of sense, it’s pure crack, nothing else)
“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me? You’re really going to wake him up?” You couldn’t believe what you were hearing as you quickly followed behind the Director of International Intelligence. You were called to his office that morning to discuss a new assignment to you. Well, it’s new to you; old to the agency. Apparently, the world’s most evil man, Dr. Seokjin Evil, had woken up from cryo-sleep and had returned to take over the world! You were being assigned the case to take him down, only you had to work with the only person who knows how to take down Dr. Evil.
Jeongguk Powers.
When he had failed to apprehend Dr. Evil over 50 years ago, he too went into cryo-sleep so when Seokjin Evil came back, he’d be ready for him. And since Evil had returned, it was time to wake the legend himself.
happy birthday to lo and my mangum opus
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welcome to wizard city, young wizard. here you can explore and learn to control your magic through the schools of ravenwood
or in other words: fuck harry potter aus
the art of balance in magic is harmony, finding equality. all things deserve consideration, and there may be many answers to a single question
pairing - ta!seokjin x transfer student!reader
genre - fluff
summary - looking to further advance in your secondary school, you transfer over to krokotopia. there you meet your handsome houser, seokjin
ice magic is all about persistence, slow but steady progression and advancement, like the great glaciers forever sliding across the landscape
pairing - class rival!yoongi x teachers pet!reader
genre - fluff
summary - tired of yoongi constantly one upping you, you finally snap, challenging him to a duel… in the middle of class. only in the afterwards of your mutual destruction of the classroom do you learn that maybe, just maybe, he’s not as bad as you thought
storm magic is all about creativity. it represents that flash of insight or the spark of inspiration that makes you yell, “eureka!” it is about the pleasure of catching lightning in a bottle
pairing - wizard!hoseok x quester!reader
genre - fluff
summary - needing to refuel, you stop by the fair grounds, only you suck at all the games. thank the spiral that an attrative storm student offers to help
life is spirit, the force of awareness and existence. it is about constant growth and movement
pairing - tutor!namjoon x neurodivergent!reader
genre - fluff
summary - namjoon likes to think he’s the embodiment of the perfect example of a theurgists: positive and enthusiastic. however when his professor asks him to help tutor one of her secondary students, only then is that pushed to the limit
death is finality, the study of the corporeal. all things pass eventually, and time cannot be held back forever
pairing - quester!jimin x new student!reader
genre - fluff
summary - since everything that’s happened as of late in wizard city, jimin could say that nothing really surprises him anymore. but when he meets you, a novice throwing yourself head first into battle with no experience whatsoever, he will be the first to admit otherwise
myth is imagination. the power of the mind, and everything it can create, drives the myth arts. it is illusion, dreams made real. if you can conceive it, you can bring it forth, bring it to life
pairing - pet trainer!taehyung x pet owner!reader
genre - fluff
summary - after receiving a ghost egg as a reward from a quest, you go looking to help get it hatched. but instead of finding the doctor, you find his assistant
fire is passion, the bright, burning flame of raw emotion sweeping over everything. tempestuous, quick to anger, and consumed by whatever drives them at that moment
pairing - new student!jungkook x wizard!reader
genre - fluff
summary - your professor assigns you to look after and help get the new kid, jungkook, settled in. you’d think it be easy, but he’s nothing like any of the other students
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in honor of halloween, i created some little short ghost stories for bangtan.
content warning: some stories will have referenced/implied murder and suicide, so please read with caution.
pairing - gardener!namjoon x ghost!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - there’s something buried in namjoon’s garden, he doesn’t know what else to do but maybe provide a bit of consolation
pairing - stoner!seokjin x ghost!reader
genre - fluff, slight angst
summary - if there’s anything seokjin loves to do at a party, it’s to talk to people. but what happens when he talks to someone he doesn’t know is there?
pairing - writer!yoongi x ghost!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - up later than he usually is, yoongi is stuck staring at an empty document, trying to write. a little glass of wine shouldn’t help to get the creative juices flowing, right?
pairing - ghost!hoseok x taxi driver!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - for some reason, your boss told you never to pick up riders after midnight. maybe you’ll figure it out when you pick up a man who only asks to take him home
pairing - ghost!jimin x single mother!reader
genre - angst, suspense
summary - imaginary friends aren’t uncommon for kids your daughter’s age. but there’s something unsettling about her new imaginary friend jimin, who she claims lives in the bathroom
pairing - ghost!taehyung x psychic!reader
genre - fluff, angst
summary - reading hundred year old unsent love letters feels bittersweet, especially so when the writer is standing behind you, telling you even more about the letters
pairing - ghost!jungkook x ghost hunter!reader
genre - humor, angst
summary - if there’s anything jungkook hates more than being dead, it’s ghost hunters who won’t let him spend his afterlife in peace
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drabble marathon masterlist
challenge: complete 30 drabble prompts by june 13th, 2021
all prompts provided by @btsghostiewritersnet
completed may 25th, 2021
© copyright bangtanloverboys, all rights reserved. no translation or reposting allowed
as promised, the reamining outlines for deep waters.
18+ content/mature themes
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Despite their earnest attempts to try and help Jeongguk find and return back to his pod, it was proven to be quite difficult. They asked him a multitude of questions; from migration patterns, to hunting grounds, anything they could think of to help them find where his family might’ve gone. But considering Jeongguk was unfamiliar with maps and human directions, he had very vague answers. “Follow the warm waters. Away from the deep darkness.” Whatever that meant.
oooooooh this one was a poly one inspired by disney's gargoyles bc im a monster fucker at heart. i do actually have a little blurb for it, so enjoy
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“Clean the gargoyles, why do gargoyles need to be cleaned anyways,” you muttered to yourself as you gathered your cleaning materials. Desperate for a job, you found yourself applying for any job that you had qualifications for. The only one that got back to you was a church groundskeeper. Not exactly ideal, but at least the pay was good. But regardless, here you were. Sundown on a church balcony, getting ready to clean the gargoyles.
this was just milf hunter jk, i thought it was funny
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- Inspired by does your mother know by abba/scene in mamma mia
- Reader is older than jungkook by a few years
- Reader is like “really?” and jungkook doesn’t stop flirting with him
- Perhaps a saucy dance scene that leaves him high and dry
- And he’s like come onnnnn