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@bartycjr / bartycjr.tumblr.com

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intro post </3

hey mfs its ur favourite reprobate (he/him)

my people

reginald: @doesntknow-howtoswim met him first day at school and said wanna trauma bond. he said "what trauma" i said BET. all seriousness (reg if u DARE bring up your brother) that parental trauma was just too GOOD not to bond over.

rosie!!!!!: @silverwinterrose my ride or DIE. no bffr we acc would die together icl. tyyyy to dork for introducing us couldnt live w/o u now. ly pookie <3

wolf mcwolf ig: @boggartballoonmoon he seems chill. evan studies with him so i tolerate him ig

regs lesser brother (im the best): @blackinabadway i will always fight you for superiority in regs life :)

potter: @prongs-and-all i know youre reg happy but hurt reg and i will hurt you sunshine :)

dorkimus: WAIT!

dora the explorer: WAIT!

ooc under the cut!

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

I will always reblog things like this, it wonโ€™t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

ofc im reblogging something like this.

REBLOG THIS

REBLOG THIS

ofc iโ€™m reblogging this <3

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folkloriansturniolo

i will always reblog things like this, this is so not ok.

Reblog to save a life

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giving my weirdass friend group ideas on what to get each other for valentines day.

@silverwinterrose : get barty a new pocket knife, his old one is rusting with blood :(

@bartycjr : get evan some some belladonna (deathly nightshade), just make sure he doesn't eat any and kill himself

@marlsisabadassbitch : dorcas likes those acidic pops and spider lilies

@boggartballoonmoon : hyacinths.

@blackinabadway : his hair is getting longer, so get him some scrunchies and chocolate. chocolate is crucial, Siri.

i know my rosie

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giving my weirdass friend group ideas on what to get each other for valentines day.

@silverwinterrose : get barty a new pocket knife, his old one is rusting with blood :(

@bartycjr : get evan some some belladonna (deathly nightshade), just make sure he doesn't eat any and kill himself

@marlsisabadassbitch : dorcas likes those acidic pops and spider lilies

@boggartballoonmoon : hyacinths.

@blackinabadway : his hair is getting longer, so get him some scrunchies and chocolate. chocolate is crucial, Siri.

i know what belladonna is

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Barty coughing: "Awe Babe you forgot to blow out that smoke before you kissed me!"

Evan blowing cigarette smoke into B's mouth: "no, I was trying to give you lung cancer."

its hot

WOAH there reggie boy im flattered but im taken

as am i. and yet, you're still hot

thank you darling regulus ig youre hot too

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headcanon that Barty has the most illegible batshit crazy handwriting ever

Regulus: *finds a sticky note stuck to Bartyโ€™s bed*

Regulus: Evan I think your boyfriend had a seizure

Evan: *concerned* what- how does a sticky note that says *insert whatever it says bc I canโ€™t think of anything here* indicate he had a seizure??

Regulus: YOU CAN READ THAT??

Evan: YOU CANโ€™T??

no, I can not, for your information

dude my writing isnt even that BADDD!!!

I think you need to get your eyesight checked, then

okay faggot

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headcanon that Barty has the most illegible batshit crazy handwriting ever

Regulus: *finds a sticky note stuck to Bartyโ€™s bed*

Regulus: Evan I think your boyfriend had a seizure

Evan: *concerned* what- how does a sticky note that says *insert whatever it says bc I canโ€™t think of anything here* indicate he had a seizure??

Regulus: YOU CAN READ THAT??

Evan: YOU CANโ€™T??

no, I can not, for your information

dude my writing isnt even that BADDD!!!

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Iโ€™m gonna go do something stupid

This is a warning not me telling you to stop me

if you kill yourself don't blame me in the letter or I will make your life in the afterlife miserable.

Reg! Merlin's balls! You two..istg...Are pissed and listening to MCR again?!

Prongs! @prongs-and-all go check on Reg and Pete! @peter-likes-bones You better not dare!

actually if he kills himself he should take me with him

Fucking hell...it's too close to the moon for this shit...

If you two pull anything I will personally hex your balls off!

Ev, Barty, don't let him do anything stupid!

why ME

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This is so Barty Crouch Junior coded

absolutely true @bartycjr

only for you rosie

don't hate, reggie. if you're boy isn't giving you enough attention, don't take it out on us smh

excuse me? my man is giving me plenty of attention. I'm just "rosekillerphobic" as remus says.

Put the knives away you psychopath @bartycjr

@doesntknow-howtoswim Reg, it's okay, it's not your fault James sucks at technology..

Get it together, Prongs @prongs-and-all

Also, I'm pretty sure Sirius is also rosekillerphobic. I watch him turn green and clammy whenever they have any PDA. @blackinabadway

psychopath? me?

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