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Nnoitra: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Starrk: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Grimmjow: Oh, I'm sorry. We should ask,dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Starrk: Somehow that's worse.

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Kenpachi: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck.

Mayuri: Who told you my secret?

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Mayuri: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Kenpachi: Nat 20 Charmisma.

Mayuri: That is NOT how that works-

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Kenpachi: I've connected the two dots.

Mayuri: You didn't connect shit.

Kenpachi: I've connected them.

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Starrk: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Shunsui: It's Shunsui.

Starrk: What did they do this time?

Shunsui: No, it's me, Starrk. It's actually me.

Starrk: What did you do this time?

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Grimmjow: You support gay rights so you must be gay.

Nnoitra: I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?

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Shunsui: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-

Starrk: Probably...

Shunsui: I didn't finish.

Starrk: Probably.

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Mayuri: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?

Kenpachi: I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.

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Grimmjow: If I cut off my foot and like, swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Ichigo: You'll most likely mentally scar me, more than anything.

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Kenpachi: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Mayuri: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Mayuri: What the FUCK is this?!?

Kenpachi, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

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Mayuri: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Kenpachi: Thanks, Mayuri!

Mayuri: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

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Starrk: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Starrk: Anyways, you said Lilynette is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Shunsui: Why are you like this??

Starrk: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Shunsui: According to scientists at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.

Mayuri: They obviously haven't seen my patience then

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Shunsui: I play rhythm games on mute whilst listening to a completely different song.

Starrk: You need to see a doctor.

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