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Horny Moment (take 2)

@bastard-thing / bastard-thing.tumblr.com

tragically horny virtual-cat-succubus thing trying again on a new blog. 18+ it/its. 19. will bully you pfp and banner by @quiveringqupid who is wonderful and using their art is why i wanted to make a new blog just for the pfp lol.

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Horny Poster Ordinaire~

probably maybe pansexual? some flavor of that. its all kinda hot.

Versatile Switch. down for most anything

we gots 2 whole limits now! #1 i try very hard to be kind and accomodating, please dont try and push that? im here to be horny, if you try and turn horny roleplay into a therapy session (for either of us) im gonna charge by the hour!!!* and #2 pls dont refer to me with authority, im an equal at most! preferably lesser!!

*mutuals exempt cause i love you <3<3

preferred term (if bastard or whore dont suit you) is "darling" courtesy of the wonderful cutie @coriiiioooooo thank you hun~

click on the "pics!" tag to see me in states of undress

small disclaimer: i use it/its. for all the queer folk who like men, not one of those. for all the queer folk who like women, not one of those. i dont necessarily identify with other labels either, not really an enby or agender. just a thing.

🐾 we got paws anon.

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im a broke queer getting desperate. send me money?

two methods! F*nsly or Ko-Fi

not an obligation but the longer i have money the longer i can be an internet whore, yunno?

i'l be making additions here now!

around arizona... yunno 👉👈

Please God Read This Part Right Here.

not a girl, not a boy. no girl- anything here, no boy- anything here. no hostility and if you've done this im not mad. it just makes me feel a little icky </3

oh yeah i have a throne all thats on it is paw socks cause idfk paw socks. https://throne.com/bastardthing paw socks.

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59 95 :D

59: i utterly despise baked beans. other than that? ill try anything, most likely even eat it. 95: Share your favourite quote. ive done this before, i posted a pokemon quote. this time uhhhh...

this quote by me.

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100 questions

  1. Is a kiss considered cheating?
  2. Have you ever faked orgasm?
  3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
  4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?
  5. Tell us some funny drunk story.
  6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?
  7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be?
  8. What are your current goals?
  9. Do you like someone?
  10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?
  11. Do you like your body?
  12. Can you keep a diet?
  13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?
  14. Do you work?
  15. If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?
  16. Would you get a tattoo?
  17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?
  18. Can you drive?
  19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?
  20. What was the last thing you cried for?
  21. Do you keep a journal?
  22. Is life fun?
  23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?
  24. What’s your dream car?
  25. Are grades in school important?
  26. Describe your crush.
  27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?
  28. What was your last lie?
  29. Dumbest lie you ever told?
  30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing?
  31. Something you did and you are proud of?
  32. What’s your favourite cocktail?
  33. Something you are good at?
  34. Do you like small kids?
  35. How are you feeling right now?
  36. What would you name your daughter/son?
  37. What do you need to be happy?
  38. Is there some you want to punch in the face right now?
  39. What was the last gift you received?
  40. What was the last gift you gave?
  41. What was the last concert you went to?
  42. Favourite place to shop at?
  43. Who inspires you?
  44. How old were you when you first got drunk?
  45. How old were you when you first got high?
  46. How old were you when you first had sex?
  47. When was your first kiss?
  48. Something you want to do until the end of this year?
  49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?
  50. Post a selfie.
  51. Who are you most comfortable around?
  52. Name one thing that terrifies you.
  53. What kind of books do you read?
  54. What would you tell your 12 year old self?
  55. What is your favourite flower?
  56. Any bad habits you have?
  57. What kind of people are you attracted to?
  58. What was the last thing you cried for?
  59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?
  60. Are you in love?
  61. Something you find romantic?
  62. How long was your longest relationship?
  63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?
  64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?
  65. What are you saving money for?
  66. How would you describe your bad side?
  67. Are you actually a good person? Why?
  68. What are you living for?
  69. Have you ever done anything illegal?
  70. Do you like your body?
  71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?
  72. Ever sent nudes?
  73. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  74. Favourite candy?
  75. Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!
  76. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?
  77. Favourite TV series?
  78. Are you religious? Does God exist?
  79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?
  80. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?
  81. How long have you been on Tumblr?
  82. Do you like Chineese food?
  83. McDonalds or Subway?
  84. Vodka or whiskey?
  85. Alcohol or drugs?
  86. Ever been out of your province/state/country?
  87. Meaning behind your blog name?
  88. What are you scared of?
  89. Last time you were insulted?
  90. Most traumatic experience ?
  91. Perfect date idea?
  92. Favourite app on your phone?
  93. What colour are the walls in your room?
  94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?
  95. Share your favourite quote.
  96. What is the meaning of life?
  97. Do you like horror movies?
  98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?
  99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way?
  100. Can you keep a secret?

✨ Send me food ✨

🍓- You're adorable

🍜 - We should go on a cute date

🥑 - We should talk more often

🥞 - You intimidate me

🫐 - Please have my babies

🥕 - I want to see more of you

🍉 - You're a sweetheart

🍒- You have nice tits

🍑 - You have a nice ass

🍕- I'd fuck you in public

🥭 - I want to worship you

🍬- You'd make a pretty anime girl

🍟- I want to make you laugh

🍣 - I'd give it to you raw

🍪- I'd share you with my friends

🍍- I think about you every day

🍭- I want to make you cum

🍇- I hope to see you in my dreams

🥓- I want to take you on a roadtrip

🥡- I'd do you in every room of the house

🍰- You make my heart skip a beat

🥗- We'd be good friends

🌶️- You're hot

🍋- I'm obsessed with you

🧁- You deserve to be treated like a princess

🍌- You instantly turn me on

🍿- I could fall in love with you

🍞- You bore me a little

🥥- I want to pin you down

🍏- I want to makeout with you

🍨- You make me so happy

in other news i got myself a hatsune miku at this arcade

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