you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

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bitch let me see it

Bitch let me see it

Alright let’s get this over with

AHAHAA, GOTTEM

Every year the notes on this post make me so happy

I am yet again fueled by outrage for another year

M O R E

>:o)

the fresno nightcrawlers

gk

for april fools today lets all smile

you dont have to be useful to be loved btw

campaigns that have reached out for support here (part 2)

Please refer to part 1 as well

I decided to continue my list of campaigns so i could share them without being overlooked by others for the size of it (which is why this one also links directly to the first one i made. I hope you can still support and share around the people on that list as well)

Updated apr. 1, 2025

(Low on funds) Shorouq Eldrimly (9%, €2,571/€30,000) @/samerpal

(Low on funds) Walid Hani (€109/€20,000) @/walidhany

(Low on funds) Fadel Aldani (6%, €639/€10,000) @/fadel-aldani1

(Low on funds) Lina Khames (8%, €7,855/€100,000) @/linakhames5

(Low on funds) Aya Alanqar (6%, €1,947/€35,000) @/ayaayman95

(Low on funds) Amir Ayyad (4%, €2,376/€60,000) @/ghada-ayyad

(Low on funds) Mohammed Abusweireh (8%, €3,783/€45,000) @/hatem1190

Aziz Zaqout (26%, $18,027/$70,00) @/aziz-zaqout

(Low on funds) Abdulrahman Quffa (5%, €2,700/€40,000) @/abdquffa9

Abedallah Musallam (27%, $21,480/$80,000) @/abedallahmusallam

(Low on funds) Lana Balo (1%, kr2,673/kr450,000) @/help-lana

(Low on funds) Hamza Abu Reesh (6%, €5,690/€100,000) @/hamza-gaza

(Low on funds) Ashraf Safi (6%, £3,204/£50,000) @ashraf-gaza

(almost reached its goal) Fayez Alkfarna (90%, $24,390/$25,000) @/amal-alkfarna5

(Low on funds) Hasan Hamdan (1%, €350/€30,000) @/alifamily92

(Low on funds) Ahmed Al-Saidi (12%, £3,709/£30,000) @/savealsaidifamily

Shadi Issa (6%, $2,477 CAD/$40,000 CAD) @/shadi90

Doaa (14%, €6,973/€50,000) @malakandmasa025

(almost reached its goal) Mohammed Alhabil (97%, €48,406/€50,000) @aya2mohammed

(Low on funds) Ahmed Naser (4%, €3,897/€100,000) @/ahmednaserfamily

Hadeel Mikki (58%, €20,470/€35,000) @/hadeelmekki

(Low on funds) M Ashour (5%, €2,711/€50,000) @/ayo0osh

(Low on funds) Maram Rafat (12%, €5,462/€45,000) @/maramrafat

(almost reached its goal) Abdallah Alanqar (85%, €33,105/€39,000) @/amiratiworld

(Low on funds) Tahir Awad (30%, €14,955/€50,000) @/amanyps

(almost reached its goal) Ahmed Alanqar (96%, €96,019/€100,000) @/abood-anqar

(Low on funds) Mahmoud Anwar (7%, €910/€13,000) @/mahmuodanwar

Fatima Rajwani (8%, £6,335/£80,000) @/abedallhferwana1

Ola Ferwana (64%, €22,561/€35,000) @/mohfamily

Areej Kassab (15%, $8,780/$60,000) @/areejfamil

Nader (ran by Sahar K.) ($1,437/$50,000) @/nadee2011

Hazem Shawish (59%, €29,322/€50,000) @/hefamily

Samah Zakaria (ran by Alex Mohamed) ($110/30,000) @/samaahamd

For those who want a verified way to help the people of Gaza directly you can donate to Care for Gaza which provides food, cash, medicine & other essentials to families. Or the Gaza Soup Kitchen which provides families hot meals directly.

please donate or share if you can

vn creator who releases a multiplayer fps featuring their characters for April Fools day

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

After three batches, my findings so far:

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

That's...naan.

That's naan?

*runs to Google*

HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?

this is one of those rare easy bread recipes that also works with gluten free flour! the yoghurt helps with structural integrity. you may want a pinch of xanthan gum if your flour doesn't come with it mixed in. i like to mix some rosemary into the flour to have a herby naan, since i can't have garlic.

ADD CUMIN. Holy shit. Add cumin to the flour its so good!

The rosemary one is also fab

I'm seeing a lot of posts where the overall point is good, but it's still full of dubious information. People act like questioning the sources is a betrayal of the virtue of the point, but, and I cannot stress this enough:

You should still question sources you agree with.

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

That's right, this whole time I've been on HRT for the distracting and alluring cleavage which serves to alleviate so much otherwise awkward social interactions.

No more complex social small talk to navigate, just people trailing off while their eyeballs do the walking. This whole master plan was a stroke of genius.

this girl playing 4-d chess with the allistics

Actually it's just 38C but thanks.