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(Mister Funny In The Bank)

icon image description: Dom Mysterio's screaming sweaty face. Rhea Ripley's thighs are squeezing his head.

header image description: photo of CM Punk's right hand making a fist so you can see his knuckle tattoos that say "DRUG".

i also run @future-wrestling-headlines which at least 1 person's mom has reportedly gotten a kick out of

tags i use for original content

#my video - videos of me, usually talking about wrestling

#notes - screenshots of notes from my phone

#flutistry - anything relating to my flute music

continuing to unlock rage that i had suppressed toward my close childhood friend who has always been deeply in denial about the fact that she is a bully

i've seen some people saying that ftr is going to work it out easy and that this is just a bump in the road. i haven't been watching for long, but i saw the look on cash wheeler's face. that's not a "i'm mad at you for the thing you did" face. that wasn't "some day we'll look back on this and laugh, but i'm not ready yet"

to me that look said "you've finally done it now you miserable bastard". that's the kind of look that says "when we were young you grabbed me once in your anger, and i said that if you ever laid your hands on me again it was over"

i'm not saying they'll never get back together, but i think dax harwood will be staying in cope's guest room for a long time

i still haven't moved on from the rock bottom joke