making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same

HAPPY TEN YEARS SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

listen. come play in the mpreg space with me. dan and phil won't shut the fuck up about it so i'm going to have some fun. listen.

after norman i'm pretty confident in saying that parenthood isn't in their FUTURE. but if they were capable of creating a pregnancy btween the two of them is there a point in time where they would've kept the baby. and how would that have altered the timeline

like a dan and phil 2010 pregnancy scare probably = keeping the baby. maybe leaving youtube?

but late 2012 once they're in the london apartment? computer show me the abort that thang patrick tweet. not a chance in hell.

i think a november 2012 abortion scenario would even lead one of them to whatever this mpreg universe's equivalent of getting spayed is.

hysterectomy. whatever

@yonpote HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE

I think those old doctors who said women need to get laid to be normal were on to something

Are we pretending like this doesn't apply to dudes too?

Dudes will get laid and still not be normal

Are you an American? Do you love our nation's national parks, our libraries, affordable health care, and essential checks and balances? DO YOU NOT WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH CANADA?

Fuck, are you just a European and you're highly emotionally invested in what's going on?

Well good news, help spread the news. Special elections April 1st and this is going to help break down the narrow majority Republicans hold on Congress.

Florida has two congressional seats up for election April 1st, and Wisconsin has a highly televised race for their supreme court Court that Elon Musk has invested millions into.

If you're Floridian, check to see if you're eligible to vote in either of the elections listed here.

If you're a Wisconsinite, for some ungodly reasons about half of your election information is buried in Google and hidden amongst government websites but, find your polling place now.

its TDOV! — consider helping out a fellow trans being with saying afloat n trying to escape abusers? ive been fighting this shit for so long. atp im more than tired of the cycle. i need out. i now dont even have any funds to go to interviews IF i get them. on top of all this im dealing w stalking & harassment, but the nature of needing to ask for help like this means i Can't take a break. paranoia, worry n stress is eating away at my soul. i promise you im doing so much to claw myself out of here but its just not possible without outside help. i have a senior cat i need to get to safety too. at a certain point im going to need to flee w my cat no matter whats in my bank/my amount of debt. i want to Live for once.

ontop of needing funds to move forward i need to pay certain bills too. tomorrow 4/1 i have to pay my storage unit $121.00, 4/3 i need to pay my phone $50.30 & 4/3 my rent $371.37 as well. rn i have $30ish to put towards all of that.

any proof you need that im real i will give, if you want to help but are unsure about my legitimateness.

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joshler .. but.. girls?!?!?!