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call me red.

@beddhead-red

whatre you doing here? 22, male, bisexual, tall. chaotic neutral. horny bastard. he/him. en/de. terfs fuck off. been compared to neil cicierega more than once. yes I am THAT red from the mind electric videos. i'm actually really sexy irl yes I have posted photos you shouldve believed me. ddlc sideblog @heartbeatbookclub , art sideblog @beddhead-art

hey what the fuck are you doing here

i'm red, i'm a 20 something cryptid artist/writer/pianist/computer wiz/loser, baby, so why don't you kill me, and this is my pinned post

despite what you may have heard i'm a cis man, but i stay silly

TERFS FUCK OFF, SUCK MY COCK PHOTOMATT I'LL FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN YOUR OWN BED

my dms and askbox are generally always open if you want to be friends but i warn you i blow into dms like once a month with a big iron on my hip then immediately leave. i tag asks with #asks. i love my mutuals but mostly i interact with them via funny text in my reblogs and the occasional deranged text post where i talk about wanting to maul someone like a dog.

i have two sideblogs at present, @heartbeatbookclub is my DDLC blog (i am cringe but i am free, i put way too much effort into my posts on there), @beddhead-art is my art blog (i don't post there enough)

most of my muts/most liked blogs are trans women and lesbians and trans lesbians and that might say something about me (i think trans women and lesbians and trans lesbians rule, you guys are so cool, i hope the ones of you that are necromancers resurrect me when i next die)

i post a lot of horny shit on main, be cool

for tally hall fans i'm the mind electric guy. yeah i'm that guy on youtube who posted way too much about the mind electric. definitive edition part ii might happen idk

hey you. you there. look at my ocs. (tags for that will be #juno, #celeste, #nick, #jeleste, & #my ocs generally)

there are photos of me on this blog in some places. i have posted some funny stuff in the past. you'll find that under #pictures of me. one particularly notable picture of me used to be my old pinned post. this is what i actually look like i am not an cat

there are many more funny facts about me and this blog i could share, like what my disco elysium tag is, but i'm not one to give out that information willy nilly. what are you, a cop?

i am honestly just here for a laugh and maybe to see some boobs. i'm just some dork with an internet connection. i do my best to match the vibe of dril tweets a lot of the time

havent done it in a while and dont feel particularly motivated one way or the other

weirdest thing about the switch 2 reveal is people going โ€œ๐Ÿ™„ adjusted for inflation these prices are normalโ€ soโ“ I literally do not care about inflation. & I donโ€™t want Nintendo to get more money. Why do you? Are you stupid?

Not sure I agree with your fervour.

I'd see Activision, EA, and Tencent explode long before Nintendo.

Nintendo, kinda, barely gets by. Like they would've gone under if the Switch failed.

Plus they try as hard as they can to not do casino shit to children.

Meanwhile in the USA...

1: i can hold plenty of hate in my heart. i hate all those companies too 2: i wish nintendo went under so they wouldnt be able to dock people's paychecks for the rest of their lives among the usual corporate stuff they engage in. 3: if people buy games & consoles at these prices, Activision, EA, tencent & all their buddies will be following suit

listen- dont fall for the trick of playing favorites! "they try as hard as they can not do casino shit to children" does mean they still do casino shit to children! come hate on all companies with me in my little hater's paradise. it'll be righteous and beautiful i promise

some of the worst classism is white collar middle class americans against blue collar & minimum wage workers. โ€œwhy does that plumber make more than meโ€ because heโ€™s been perfecting his craft for 30 years and you send emails. โ€œtheyโ€™re in the trades bc theyโ€™re too dumb to do anything elseโ€ ok take that engine apart and put it back together real fast babe. โ€œtheyโ€™re boring bc they never left their home townโ€ have you considered they financially couldnโ€™t? I am not saying it is anyoneโ€™s job to educate, nor you need to respect people who do not respect you, but while you maybe never sympathize we need to learn to empathize. consider why (who) allowed for massive parts of country to be uneducated and how many impoverished areas of this country havenโ€™t had a voice for a very long time. we are all victims of the rich. remember it is up vs down

I (ow) have not been put under hypnosis that makes it so I (ow) have a shock collar on my (ow) neck that goes off whenever I (ow) refer to myself (owch) with I (ow) or Me (owwwwww) or any other first person pronouns that imply my (oww) personhood. This has not happened whatsoever, and I (owch) am definitely not writing this because my (ow) owner told me (oww) to.

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