it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

Like to charge reblog to cast

does it have to involve radiation

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

possessed by a racecar(tragic)

"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"

Baby

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

HE SITS

ITS BACK

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

its so cute..

top to bottom surgery

this is making me insane

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

this post always makes me so emo... here's me next to my ceiling fan that i turned off for the first time in months to draw

stop reblogging this post without the art this is the only version that exists now

I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

You better start getting comfortable with the idea of an extremely broad anti-fascist coalition that includes tons of people who you strongly disagree with, because buddy, you're in one

Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy

Elaborate?

Oh yeah she gets pleasure response from you solving tests. It's like, a control mechanism. When Wheatley takes over it overwhelms him and he tries to cheat the system cause he's bad at designing tests. GLaDOS is more resistant. So basically every time you complete a test you're edging her.

No wonder she was so in love with Chell. If a hot woman edged me for days and never spoke a word to me I’d also compose an aria for her.

Dysphoria is stupid. "I need fat boobs for mental health" sounds like a gooner meme but it's literally how it works. I got big knockers and suddenly I didn't want to kill myself anymore. Simple as

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then