Bruce in collage loved to dress feminly and do his make up and became weirdly good at doing female voices. But because of the batman and other life things he goes though he drops all of this.
Jason: *Burst into the room where the fam is just chilling* Yall I have found a gold mine
Jason: So Roy has given me the greatest gift-
Steph: Removing that stick up your ass
Jason: Fuck off no, he raided Ollies room looking for what ever and found this *Holds up a tape*
*Everyone looks at it curiously*
Jason: This is Bruce in his collage years
Bruce who was sitting on the couch reading the paper minding his own business is now very alert of the whole situation, worried that his son has gotten a hold of a sex tape incrementing photo of him. mean while everyone eager to see what is on the tape
Bruce: Have you seen what's on it? *Starts sweating nervously*
Jason: Not yet, thought we as a family could have some bonding time. And would you out father, the man who want all of us get along really ruin this bonding moment for us
Dick: Yes Bruce, we are having some much needed family time
Damian: I do not believe that seeing Father in collage would warrant bonding time.
Tim: Especially since he's a drop out
Jason: I may not have seen what's on here but Roy has and he told me it was well worth it.
Bruce is getting ready to jump to break the TV as Jason sets up the tape so they can all see what's on the tape
Que a video of Bruce drunkenly dancing on a stage like stripper dressed in the whorish thing known to man with make up that looks as if it was done by a professional. Oliver could be heard cheering Bruce on while Bruce sings to Material Girl.
All the batkids are absolutely shocked by this their eyes glued to the TV.
Tim: *Whiping his mouth after spitting out his coffee now being more awake then he has been in weeks* Damn Bruce I didn't know you where a raging femboy in Collage the hell?!
Dick: Or such a... talented dancer
Bruce is hiding behind his paper trying to avoid the gawking stars of his kids
Steph: More importantly who ever is singing is so talented give more air time to the chick singing Ollie! *Steph yells at the TV like he could hear her*
Jason: I'm sorry what was that Bruce
Bruce: I'm the one singing
Steph: WHY HAVE WE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU
Bruce: It's not that important
Dick: Not important Bruce! This is the most important thing. More so did you do that make-up yourself?????
Steph: Do mine! Bruce do my make-up right now or I will commit mass murder
Bruce: I uh Steph that really isn't ness-
Steph grabbing reaching to grab one of Damians swords who is now getting ready to fight Steph
Bruce: Steph stop, alright I'll do your make-up
They all then spend the next few hours letting Bruce do full glam looks on them, while they listen to Madona. Damian even got in on it after pretending he is only doing this because Dick says he gets in on more family bonding time, but he is the one that keeps the look on the longest totally not sending photos to Jon to make him jealous
