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The jury has reached a verdict, and it is my sad duty to inform you that Johnny Lawrence is, in fact, a Bad Lay. He’s been attractive to women without needing to make any effort at all for his entire life, he has never met another person’s feelings he couldn’t get uncomfortable about and ignore, he’s vulnerable to weird old school patriarchy attitudes about Being A Man: yeah fine fine fine so he’s hot, we can see that nobody’s disputing it, but is he really worth the effort when you already KNOW he doesn’t go down?

Look me & @ted-imgoingmad in the eyes and tell us we’re wrong

No ok, a fair point from @diabolicalfiend, but isn’t this the unequal division of domestic labour all over again? “I’d have cooked dinner if you’d asked me, told me what to buy and how to make it, and picked up the kids for me so I had 3 hours to use every saucepan in the house!” If he’s not even bringing a specific skill set to the table then maybe Carmen doesn’t want to be the project manager every time, you know?

:clears throat:

is a quorum present? have we read the minutes of the last meeting? have all working groups reported? cool, onto new business, or rather, old business. the oldest business, one might even say.

all in favor of re-opening the matter of whether Johnny Lawrence is a Bad Lay?

if I might have the floor for a moment - 

I would suggest that the matter of Johnny Lawrence vs Being A Bad Lay has been settled to everybody’s (lack of) satisfaction when it comes to women (the women definitely don’t come that’s for sure); but perhaps there would be corporate interest in reviving the debate around his performance with men?

As I believe I noted in my initial submission to the board, it would be an act of public philanthropy for Daniel LaRusso (for example) to take him off the Sex With Women market by exhausting his already limited supply of erections and positioning him on the Sex With The Karate Rival He’s Been Obssessed With For His Entire Adult Life market instead. This is a field where the evidence suggests he could excel - please see:

Apparently I'm doing this then. If you're into it tell me which ones you like in tags!

who read 20-25 i am SO DESPERATE TO KNOW

#slayed💅🏻

POV: You are trying to stole something cheap, so you can get in prison to help your boyfriend, but you are Benton Fraser.

 Due south in black & white

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such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.

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*Big question

For referawnce

Thank you kindly!

Bug question

For referawnce

Thank you kindly!

WHY DID NOBODY POINT OUT THE BUG QUESTION

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

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