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meeting with clients
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If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days
"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit
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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society
Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???
My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah
fic i won’t write game: fletcher and mona
I would write about mona accidentally reading some push notifications on fletchers phone lock screen from a groupchat fletcher vents about mona in. Mona woke up to Fletcher's phone lighting up the cavern between their chests. 22 unread messages. Fletcher snored beside her, arm slung loosely over Mona's side. She held her breath and pawed the screen down with a single finger, expanding the texts. "I'm blowing straightgirl up" "She ASKED YOU TO TOUCH HER BOOBS? AND YOURE NOT SURE IF SH...." "I'm blowing YOU up" "genuinely why do you keep doing this to yourself" "guys dont you know its normalgirlstuff to sensually measure out..." "I FORGOT AOBVUT THAT" The texts continued, but Fletcher stirred, and Mona quickly put their phone back in sleep mode and tucked her hand close to her chest.
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tiktok teens make me so depressed ive seen the trend going around of 'times i lost aura' where ppl talk abt things theyre embarassed about. op is 15 btw. and theyre embarassed abt pretending to be a cat when they were 7. like do u mean playing? do u mean fucking playing??????? ???
i really do think that the increasing presence of social media in the lives of young teenagers is worsening cringe culture btw. like it is getting SO bad it's really sad seeing kids be so self conscious like this it's like they dont give themselves any space to be kids anymore
#one of my most treasured memories is playing fairy-mermaid-elf where we ran from one end of the playground into the monkeybars#and into the shadow of the school on the pavement. and there were made up timers#where we turned into mermaids in the shadow of the school but we would drown if the timer went off and we didnt go back onto the playground#and we'd run and hold our breath and when we got to the other place we'd gasp and go whoa that was close!#and we weren't even really close. shoutouts
Reblogged bathroomcorpse
this comic by raven lyn clemens.... Yeah
EDIT: this comic is by BRUCE N DUNCAN! Sorry for the confusion!
I have updated this with the actual source! thank you @knishy !!!
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Now THAT is the fineness of yarn I like to make ;)
Finally got to plying the blueberry Corriedale today. Curious to see how much it fluffs up once washed!
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hxh-textposts
So i was sorta following the NFL draft and i found this pic of the number 1 pick
His name is Myles Garrett!
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no offense to you all but if I were a mech pilot and my handler was trying to do some brainwash me into a dog for sexual purposes nonsense Id just flatten the hangar I wouldnt let that happen to me. Ive meditated for decades in the mountains with a secretive clan of ascetic monks known only as the bloodshades and they taught me kung fu and muay thai and brazilian jiu jitsu and so on so even if I get brain shocked or whatever I can thug it out and if they manage to get me out of the mech well thats their own mistake because well lets just say it will hurt a lot more for them