using a blade to push open someone's shirt or tilt their chin has to be one of the top moves of all time
Okay, I have a headcanon, that Severus is actually one of the few (or only) professors that can tell Fred and George apart. They donโt realise this for a long time, because he just calls both of them โMr. Weasleyโ. Until one time George comes to sit Fredโs detention for him, due to whatever reasons. Severus barely looks at him, and just goes โGet out of my classroom, and get your brother here right now.โ
"You think I don't know about how you feel about me?"
"Sweetheart, it's easy to see you're in love with me."
"Oh sweet girl, you're blushing? Awe..."
"Don't worry about your little crush on me, I feel the same."
"What? You're embarrassed? Don't be."
"What if I just... there, feel better?"
"You're so cute when you're mad at me aw."
"Don't worry your pretty little head over those things."
"You're just a silly girl.."
"Baby, I don't think you quite understand how deep my feelings go for you."
"Sweet girl."
"Beautiful girl."
"Look, just admit to your feelings, and I won't have to force you. Although, you might like what I plan on doing."
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals