Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined
Wait that's so fucking awesome I wish I was cataloguing rocks for egyptologists
Beyblade heavyweight division
Sorry you've been not feeling great. May I humbly present my idiot children.
Mooch the cowboy man has returned! Now an old man (13) who's finally lost some weight.
And now with his new sister Pipin, who also is a meme. (She's very pretty I swear I just like taking cursed pics of her).
I am so happy to see mooch the cowboy back again... what an icon... pipin looks chaotic and well fit to be mooch's sibling. I am very invested in this family and their antics... thanks for sharing more pictures of them 💖
See Pipin is actually a raccoon
I could listen to this all day.
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
It's free slug
for the love of God let's fucking groove tonight please
tumblr will never be the next pdf at this rate
