Beloved chair

Tbh, every single time it crackes me up, how this is literally the only time Gideon saw Hannibal and Will together:

and yet he worked Hannibal out so well to be so sassy to tell Hannibal this next time they were alone:

Hannibal, you aren't slick at all.

AND THE FACT THAT THE PART "IF ONLY THAT COMPANY COULD BE WILL GRAHAM" WASN'T SCRIPTED AT ALL???

I’m glad you guys get me

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

super mario sunshine

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Translation under cut.

Killed myself while being pummeled by two muggers

10/10

some yhk wip i went back 2

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

Ugh, chuuni tropes are so annoying. People will assume that just because you have a cursed eye that gives you powers suddenly you’re going to act like a middle schooler playing pretend. I have a cursed eye that gives me powers and that couldn’t be further from the truth! When it flares up you won’t see me falling to my knees clutching my eye and yelling about how it’s out of my control. New friends always remark at how casual I am in dealing with the eye and it’s dark powers, but they don’t seem to realize that if you have a cursed eye you live your whole life like that, after a certain point it’s just normal to you.

So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

Ah.

Ngl ive had Gideon the ninth in my to read pile on my kindle app for months and this post is what inspired me to finally open it now

Ah, I see.

......well now I'm curious.

My friend send me this and i couldn't help but think of this post

we sharing the pain we've put people through?

misc doodles

two plague doctors with a height difference is something that can actually be so personal

feels nice just to be wanted. even if it is for murder

i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing

i fit right in :)

drew this as fast as i possibly could. yay okay now you do it too

she will be famous forever