chance doesnt have eyes behind their glasses i thinks thats why they only take them off in private!!!
I love how in the Lego Movie universe Batman fumbled a transfem with dyed hair and great fashion who could easily kill him and he then got in a situationship with the fucking Joker
This becomes funnier if you (like I) conceptualize the Lego Movie and The Lego Batman Movie as taking place in the span of a week because it means that Batman witnessed the destruction of half of a dimension, saw the world almost become a frozen hellscape, helped take down a capitalist authoritarian, broke up with his girlfriend so she could date the most earnest yet lame person alive, took out his entire rogues gallery, broke up with the Joker, accidentally adopted a small child, went into a depressive episode, stole from Superman, got arrested, got broken up with by the Joker, went to bisexually lit space jail, teamed up with his entire rogues gallery, and got back together with the Joker in the span of a week
