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Pandora's Box

@benny-the-spaceman

another legos au rp blog :D i'm very bad with social cues so if i do something you don't like or don't pick up on something pls just tell me explicitly :3 once again why is the unfollow button right next to the ask button

Rex? Are you OK?

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⊡ A weird orange dog just walked in and threw up on the carpet, and I think there's two of me?? This is weird ( ・_ゝ・)

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That does sound weird. We could... go to the arcade or something? Get you outside? I dunno.

⊡ HUH? NO. THAT'S NOT ME. I'M ME!

Wow. There really is two of you...

⊡ No there ISN'T! Because I'M THE REAL ME!

Uh... Quick! What did I give you last week?

⊡ You mean the Hero Shot..?

hey guys its me captain on my new account. im american captain but not captain america but im also the same captain. heres the cast of my blog

m - em but after he fell off a tree and broke his arm

sizzle - spark during his two week stint as a hot dog cook

twos - the lamer threes

enemy - they gave buddy stimulants

rex - honestly nothing changed hes still rex

morningdew - they turned nightshade into a dolphin

paladin - cleric if he grew up catholic

ball - ball

velma - woman chip. acts exactly the same just also a woman now

yatta - void got replaced by yatta from dandys world. this now means void is a playable character in dandys world

block - dog brick who barks and stuff and hates mailmen

enjoy my roleplay. pls ask my cool original characters questions

oooooogh i dont wanna draw art abt the iliad idont want to draw art abt tue iliad i dont nuh uh stop that i dont nuh uh n

▪️ Sir, do you think you could spare a minute to help someone? No money involved, you just need to give an order.

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Ooh! I like giving orders!… and helping people too, I guess. What do I have to do?

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You remember Rex's friend Threes, right? You just have to tell him "disregard last order". We know it probably won't make a lot of sense for you, but it really would do so much to help him.

You’re right, this doesn’t make a lot of sense. Why don’t you just go tell him to ‘disregard last order’? It’s three words, c’mon, you don’t need me to do it. I know you’re not THAT lazy.

We're not. Unfortunately, it HAS to come from you. If it would work coming from us, we would have done it already.

Why does it have to come from me? I’d understand if this were presidential stuff, but it doesn’t seem like it is.

It's personal. We'll explain later, if Threes is okay with it, but it is something that needs to be sorted sooner rather than later, so if you don't mind...?

Actually, I DO mind. I’m the boss of you. You don’t get to just tell me to do something and refuse to explain it. That’s my thing. I was totally willing to help earlier, but now? Nuh uh!

Go see HR and have a performance review. I’m not mad, just dissapointed.

≜ I thought you liked telling people what and what not to do. Anything would work, really - "disregard last order", "disregard all orders", "stand down", "do what you want", those sorts of things...

Threes. Buddy, it's okay. Just remember he's not our only option. We'll keep trying with the techs, maybe see if they'll respond to Benny or Emmet. And if all else fails we'll see if Dr. Fox can spare some time.

Yeah man, no worries! I got your back. And I'll also make sure it gets out that Business couldn't be bothered to say just three words to help someone out, too. ;)

Oh hey I think I might actually know these guys, they let me talk spaceships with them-

Oh go ahead, make sure you tell everyone that the president likes to know what he’s doing before he goes and does it. And make sure they know that I don’t just do whatever someone tells me to with no explanation. I bet the citizens will reallyyyy hate me for this.

yeahhh im on the president's side here..as a bricksburg voter i dont really know what you were expecting to get with this approach. cant fault him for not wanting to do things with his high authority without any idea of what hes actually going to be doing. and being rude about it after probably lost you any chance of his help...

Hello. I am the Being Beyond. BB, if you're into the whole brevity thing.

Three years feels like a really long time. I made and lost friends. I took up new hobbies and held three different jobs.

But I also published 11 fics in one universe and got published in the last issue of the Lego Movie fanzine. I got back into things I enjoy and, barring writer's block, this has been the most creative I've been in years.

All this to say that I am grateful to everyone who has even tried to read what I've written. If you read all 11, damn. You're a real one. I still have at least one more fic left to write, but the progress on that one is slow.

Today, I want to focus on the stuff I've already written. Ask me anything about the Chronoverse, from lore to my creative process. I, as BB, will answer as many questions as I can throughout the day.

After today, I'm taking some time off to recenter myself. But when I do come back, I wanna come back swinging. I stealth launched my graphical overhaul yesterday, a tribute to the technically crossover nature of my AU. This includes character tags and default expression art, so you'll get to see those once I start doing stuff with the characters. I want to up my activity more since it sometimes feels like I am already on a hiatus.

I'm just gonna end this post with one more thank you. I would have given up a long time ago if it weren't for all of you.

Thank you.

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